This giant turkey
Rules the table
With jerky

Chocolate happen to be better than stew
Tastes to really make you bite and chew

I say: Pass the salt on the left hand side
Pass the pepper on the right hand side
I wanna eat, give me food I'll get full and bloat
I love to eat, please don't let me get the food stuck in my throat

It was a great and lovely delicious meal
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)
I really liked how you cooked the veal
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)
So I left my seat and got myself a drink
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)
As my belly knocked over an antique I heard them say
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)

Pass the salt on the left hand side
Pass the pepper on the right hand side
Get me a drink, give me that cup I wanna drink that tea
Now i'm hungry, give me that plate I really like the brie

So I paused to find see if I could undo my button
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)
'Cause I I knew I needed to make room for mutton
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)
There was silence while everybody was busy eating
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)
You could hear the chew of food and hear them say
(This is how it feels when there's too much food)

Pass the salt on the left hand side
Pass the pepper on the right hand side
It needs flavour, my passion is food that's hot and spicy
I want more, lets go to a restaurant that is big and pricey

'Cause me say listen to your stomach, me say listen to your heart
Don't eat too much or you'll soon have a stroke
'Cause me say listen to your stomach, me say listen to your heart
Don't eat too much or you'll soon have a stroke, I say

Pass the salt on the left hand side
Pass the pepper on the right hand side
I want dessert, what is there? is there chocolate and pie?
Watch out now, keep the fruit away from that fruit fly

You eat it for breakfast, a so me say, you eat it very fast
A so me know you a go eat it for lunch
A so me say we hear you forgot brunch

Pass the salt on the left hand side
Pass the pepper on the right hand side
What's after this, I've eaten that but I still want more and more
Give me more, give me more or else I'll start a war

I say yummy, say mmmmmm, say that is grand (on the left hand side)
This is gonna make us round and very fat (on the left hand side)