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Song Parodies -> "Thermal Springs"
Original Song Title:
"Broken Wings"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mr Mister
Parody Song Title:
"Thermal Springs"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Baby can hardly stand
Thighs, knees, hands - overdone - ‘cos we underplanned
This time might be the last we’re here
For yes it made your skin so sere
It seems to glow - below…
Baked in thermal springs
We’d spurned the sign that said: “Burning water here”
And now we, from choice do sting
We’re cooked and salves are not enough - it’s flayed: my chin
Baked in thermal springs
Maybe, I think it’s right
River Styx came and formed our lake of blight (mmm)
Baby, a galling show
And it’s halfing our flesh - this sul’frous swimming hole
I’m bleeding so...
Got baked in thermal springs
Concern denied till when
Burned to third degree
Then we heard our voices scream
The brook of Hades opened up and threatened skin, yeah yeah
Wet our skin
(Went all thin)
Baby, so sore it blows
Mattress chafes at the flesh – it mugged us, did that pool
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, waaah!
So baked in thermal springs
One third of thighs remain
Blurred are shins and knees
I swear it’s an Old Faithful thing
I think that geysers opened up and scorched our skin
Baked in thermal springs
And blotches underlie
Yearn - misgivings guaranteed
End is near - no joy it brings
We’re cooked and salves are not enough for us...
Call next of kin - yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, ooh
Thighs, knees, hands - overdone - ‘cos we underplanned
This time might be the last we’re here
For yes it made your skin so sere
It seems to glow - below…
Baked in thermal springs
We’d spurned the sign that said: “Burning water here”
And now we, from choice do sting
We’re cooked and salves are not enough - it’s flayed: my chin
Baked in thermal springs
Maybe, I think it’s right
River Styx came and formed our lake of blight (mmm)
Baby, a galling show
And it’s halfing our flesh - this sul’frous swimming hole
I’m bleeding so...
Got baked in thermal springs
Concern denied till when
Burned to third degree
Then we heard our voices scream
The brook of Hades opened up and threatened skin, yeah yeah
Wet our skin
(Went all thin)
Baby, so sore it blows
Mattress chafes at the flesh – it mugged us, did that pool
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, waaah!
So baked in thermal springs
One third of thighs remain
Blurred are shins and knees
I swear it’s an Old Faithful thing
I think that geysers opened up and scorched our skin
Baked in thermal springs
And blotches underlie
Yearn - misgivings guaranteed
End is near - no joy it brings
We’re cooked and salves are not enough for us...
Call next of kin - yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, ooh
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Perfect song for the summer!
don't know the OS but it was a fun read....boy, you sure make thermal springs sound FUN...lol
This particular OS is made to be so much longer than necessary, great job reworking it!
The OS makes me break out in hives - perfect song for winter, since I'm sitting here freezing in zero degrees, it warmed me up nicely! :)
Zero degrees? We hit 95 today, if you don't mind me asking , what part of the world are you in where it is so cold.
Hi Dave, mandamoo lives in the same part of the world that I do, Australia. I am more northerly than mandamoo (about 700 of your miles), however, even where I am, it was only 2 degrees this morning - of course that is celsius - so that equates to about 40 of your degrees. When you live in a sub-tropical climate as I do - very similar to Florida - that is somewhat of a shock to the system!
Make that 36 degrees, I just checked! For mandamoo, read 32. Brrr. Time to keep the brass monkeys inside!
Oh. . .I see, that makes a lot more sense, and you are absolutely right--that is about how I feel in those temperatures, which of course hit is the exact opposite time of year that it hits you guys, thank you for that explanation, it helps a lot
Thanks to Peregrin for explaining :) Too right about the brass monkeys !!!
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