-> "Drivin' High (short version)"
Original Song Title:
"Riding High (7" version)"
Parody Song Title:
"Drivin' High (short version)"
The Lyrics
You’re drivin’ high, you got no good excuses,
You’re drivin’ high ‘cause you’re drunk.
You need a ride, I don’t need words to tell you
That that’s so dangerous!
With every word, you’re tryin’ to explain,
Can’t find the words to succeed.
I see your car swervin’ on the roadways,
Into the grave it’ll lead.
You’re drivin’ high, that’s messed up,
And that’s just so illegal, too!
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, you’re drivin’ high
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
You shouldn’t die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Drivin’ high,
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
You will fall hard!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
You’re drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
To save your life and find your destination,
Give someone else your car keys!
‘Cause drivin’ drunk leads to a termination,
So baby, don’t do it, please!
You try to walk, but you fall down again,
You’re plastered, don’t even try!
Don’t try again, they’ll miss you,
‘Cause the life lost might be your own!
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hi-i-i-igh!
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
Ooh, you might die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
Check it out, man!
Once in a while, you’ll have a brew,
You might just act so very rude!
(Ooh, drivin’ high!)
You’re throwin’ up, your poise upset,
Say to yourself, “a ride I’ll get!”
(You’re drivin’ high!)
If you drive out, then you’ll go down,
If you don’t want to be renowned,
(Oh, drivin’ high!)
Then you better save the day;
You’d better put your keys away!
Uh! Uh!
(You’re drivin’ high!)
MAN!
No! Come on!
Huh-UH!
Just stop! UH!
You must stop!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
You better get it straight, man, make it right,
Have someone else drive you tonight!
Don’t cause no grief in your hometown,
This should be fun for all around!
So if you must go and get smashed,
Don’t go out and get your chips cashed
Like this!
Huh!
Huh! UH!
Man, come on, now!
Drivin’ high’s the kiss of death,
You might as well be doin’ meth!
Don’t take the wheel if you love life,
Drunk drivin’ cuts you like a knife,
Like this!
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, you’re drivin’ high
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
You shouldn’t die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Ooh, drivin’ high!
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
You will fall hard!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Oh, drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
[fade out]
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