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Song Parodies -> "(A man should) Not wear tights"

Original Song Title:

"Bang To Rights"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"(A man should) Not wear tights"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

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Sweaty dudes in bars and queues and stands at racing tracks
Think they have the goods to show off from the front and back
Don't know common courtesy or how to cut us slack
They are appaling sights
A man should not wear tights

We ain't gonna sugar coat it, we're not out to shmooze
Dad-bods in the mart in speedos oughta all vamoose
Rock those bottoms other ways, we're yet to spot a Zeus
We hope stray dogs will bite
That'll soil some tighty whites

We approve of beer guts all constrained from busting free
We just think that if a crowbar's used to have one squeezed
That should be a big fat NO, so's the smell of cheese
No way to ask polite
Go put away those tights!

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 2.8
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Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
My eyes! My eyes! Are actually fine... I’m glad there is no video to go along with this tune.
Agrimorfee - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Ewwww! Only dudes in comic books, amiright? 555
Sports Guy - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
A lot of professional wrestlers would like to talk to you. Boxers also tend to wear silk shorts. Are they wimps too? And what of professional gymnasts? You don't have an ounce of their skill, you Swedish marshmallow!
Ann - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
I'm not going to say anything so I don't get my lights punched out
Peter Andersson - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Matthias, Agrimorfee and Ann: Thanks!

Sports Guy: Pro Wrestlers? How do you know I'm not one of them? Maybe I've already written about it...
Norse Wrestler - June 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Peter's not a marshmallow, he's more of a cream puff ;-)

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