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Song Parodies -> "No Frills Flights"

Original Song Title:

"Bang To Rights"

Original Performer:

Motorhead

Parody Song Title:

"No Frills Flights"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

This week's One Week Notice parody (updated in Amiright Events on the home page). OS at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0DszUUoOQ
In your cage!

Don’t wanna drive your car, no need to get there fast?
Don’t care if you’re late and the big dollars’ what you lack?
Southwest Airlines, just ignore—Airbus, they don’t know jack!
You want cheap airfare, right?
Welcome to No Frills Flights!

There is no in-flight movie—we don’t serve no booze
Watch a telenovela—and sip on warm prune juice
No compartments in the plane—your baggage sits out loose
You might get there tonight
Welcome to No Frills Flights!

We feel our skies have no need to be friendly
You get no bag of peanuts, nor bathroom privacy!
This is what we think of you—cargo freight with fee
Our service is real slight--
F You from No Frills Flights!
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
The short length made this song perfect for these commercial or in this case ANTI-commercial lyrics. One of the funniest I’ve read by you in awhile!
Peter Andersson - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
I hope this isn't based on a real experience?
Agrimorfee - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
@Peter, I have only flown on a Delta flight from Chicago to Orlando 1985. Wasn't bad. What a different time it was.

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