If you like to eat cake then Greggs is not your place,
Like some, hate some it's all the same to them,
And pleasure turned to hate,
When I ate that gateu they made,
Came over a bad thing,
Got food poisoning,
When I ate some cake,
I ate some cake;

I think I'm gonna go dancing with the devil,
Just letting it flow it's all the loo for me,
Like hailstones from heaven,
Can't stop making poo,
Should have called it quits,
Now I've got the squits,
I ate some cake,
I ate some cake;

Spend my life on the loo,
And can't stop having poos,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I won't take antibiotics;

I think I'm gonna puke now;

GUITAR SOLO

I smell like my auntie you don't wanna see me,
Feel like a sleep I feel so sick again,
I see it in my piles,
Think I'm gonna die,
For how I'm now,
Relieving waste of brown,
I ate some cake,
I ate some cake.