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Song Parodies -> "Pies, Pies, Pies"

Original Song Title:

"Girls, Girls, Girls"

Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Pies, Pies, Pies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Three Stooges classic pie fights!
Three knuckleheads start a fight
At the table with a load of pies
Moe, Larry, and Curly aim and let 'em fly
They don't expect revenge of High Society types with

Pies, pies, pies
Whipped cream and cherry flips
In the faces of the very rich
Boys hide, duck, and slip- get hit!

They never get a chance to eat
The dirty tramps just aren't discreet
Food fights can be a real treat
Hit in the face with banana cream!

Pies, pies, pies
In somebody's house which is upper scale
Pies, pies, pies
Tossing pies from table to table
Pies, pies, pies
The vagabonds always prevail
In the punchbowl too
Moe gets a fruit shampoo (Why you...)
Larry- it was Curly
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... sticks his tongue out

Such events don't stop the boys
Throwin' pies they do enjoy
Other gatherings
The cherry gag is oft employed
Another story
Like food stacking, drumstick smacking!

Social events, bad romance
Forget the manners, take a pie, make a stance
Aim and throw, right in the face
Who cares if it's a damn disgrace?

Pies, pies, pies
Cobbler tops, Berry toss
Pies, pies, pies
Hit 'em right in the chops!

Pies, pies, pies

Up the nose, in the mouth, in the eyes!!!

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