Song Parodies -> "Live And Let Die"

Original Song Title:

"Kickstart My Heart"

Original Performer:

"Live And Let Die"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

As we exit our tour of the Sean Connery/George Lazenby era, Bond History Month now enters the Roger Moore era of James Bond. Now, when I was choosing a song to parody for this one, I was a bit stymied because the original "Live And Let Die" theme was already one of the best James Bond themes in my opinion, so I wasn't sure what song I should do. However, after some thought, I now present to you a parody of "Live And Let Die". Enjoy the parody!

When there are guys,
Guys out dealin’ smack,
We call Agent Bond
To come on back!
Let die…look out!
Live And Let Die!

Always got some thugs
Comin’ after him,
Custom speedboat
He don’t need to swim!
Let die…look out!
Live And Let Die!

Ooh, are you ready, girls?
Ooh, are you ready, now?

Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Let bullets fly!
Whoa! Yeah!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!
Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Gotta get on by!
Whoa! Yeah!
Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, yeah!

Speedin’ in a
Double-decker bus,
Got a lady with the
Power of ESP.
Let die…look out!
Live And Let Die!

James Bond’s got trouble,
Trouble in his eyes.
Thugs are givin’ him
A really hard time.
Let die…look out!
Live And Let Die!

Yeah, are you ready, girls?
Girls, are you ready, now?

Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Let bullets fly!
Whoa! Yeah!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!
Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Gotta get on by!
Whoa! Yeah!
Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Ooh, Live And Let Die!

When he started this job,
All he needed, needed was his wit.
Years went by,
I’d say he’s kicked some ass!
When on the run,
Or havin’ some fun,
Adrenaline rushin’
Through his veins.
And I’d say he is still kickin’ ass!

I said ooh, ahh,
Live And Let Die,
Gotta get on by!
And to think, he did all of this for heck!

Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Let bullets fly!
Whoa! Yeah!
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!
Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Gotta get on by!
Whoa! Yeah!
Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[guitar solo]

Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Gotta get on by!
Whoa! Yeah!
Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Whoa! Yeah!
Live And Let Die,
Let bullets fly!
Whoa! Yeah!

OK boys, let’s kick some ass!

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