Yeah yeah
Smooth-haired Derek is a doc from New York
Now he's in Seattle Grace
Got an ex-wife in L.A.,gone wothout a trace
Chicks dig him,they wanna hang with him
But he's interested in brains
And his girfriend/wife who's such a pain
Mastered in neurosurgery
Now the dude's reachin' 53

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood

But this show's about Meredith Grey
Dark and twisty,broken into decay
Whines all the time
Loves tequila with lime
She's BFF with Cristina,the emotionless robot
But often a crackpot
Sometimes she can be sweet
If you meet her on the street
She'll bust your mood down

She's the one they call Dr. Foulmood
She's the one that gives ya a fright
She's the the one they call Dr. Foulmood
She's gonna be your Nightingale
I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Foulmood)
She'll most likely steal your man
(Dr. Foulmood)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Foulmood)
She's the one they call Dr. Foulmood
Oh yeah

Callie once used to be straight
Now she's speaking gay
She's not that great
Would like to have kids some day
But she's fat,I gotta tell ya that
Plus,she looks like a bat
Time to move out quick
She's hungry again
Ate Twinkies and a Sprite
She makes me sick

She's the one they call Dr. Morefood
She's the one that eats all night
She's the one they call Dr. Morefood
She's gonna be your Frankenstein

Izzie will love you to death,literally
(Dr. Friendgood)
Sloan picks up women daily
(Dr. Feelslewd)
Bailey will crush your spirit good
(Dr. Nazimood)
She's the one they call Dr. Nazimood

*solo*

Scalpel!

(SPOKEN) Listen to this
The case of T.R. Knight

There's something you should understand
(Dr. Gaydude)
T.R. was a proud gay man
(Dr. Gaydude)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Gaydude)
A bus hit Dr. Gaydude
Oh yeah
Dr. Gaydude (Dr. Gaydude)
Dr. Gaydude (Dr. Gaydude)
Dr. Gaydude (Dr. Gaydude)