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Song Parodies -> "Eggs, Eggs, Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Girls, Girls, Girls"

Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Eggs, Eggs, Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Petey Pablo

The Lyrics

Sunday morn and I need some food
Some pancakes and bacon sounds really good
Panful of grease and it smells alright
But what I need to make me tight, are

Eggs, eggs, eggs
brown shell and bright yellow yoke
eggs, eggs, eggs
fryin' them, it aint no joke
eggs, eggs, eggs
oh no, that one broke

fried or poached- just don't throw
On Halloween at the windows
over easy ya jst can't beat
but don't let them drip on your feet

Eggs, eggs, eggs
At the denny's down in Ft. Lauderdale
Eggs, eggs, eggs
sizzlin in the IHOP makes a great smell
Eggs, eggs, eggs
Cracking shells at 7 bells

Have ya seen my wife
Been cookin all her life
Ya know she cooked for me
Well then she cleaned the pans

She's such a good good egg
Oh how I love my Meg
I tell ya what girl
Cook for me, I'll keep you overemployed
Just make me an omlette
You know the one I mean

bickford's next to motel 8
forgot the names, remember the plate
I got leftovers, from the Lumberjack
Musta been good, cuz ya know I'll be back
For those

Eggs, eggs, eggs
At the stop and shop and the Quickie mart
Eggs, eggs, eggs
Tropicana's how my breakfast starts

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
544, good parody. Wasn't sure what you were going to do with this, but it turned out nicely.
Petey Pablo - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant

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