Mario
It's me Mario, and I'm okay.
I run around saving princess all day.

Goomba's:
It's him Mario, and he's okay.
He's collecting coins, visit's castles all day.

Mario:
I Jump up trees. I eat Mushrooms.
I go down the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
For those navy dungarees.

Goomba's:
scares with easy, fight Kooper.
then goes to the lavatory.
when cheating he goes hopping
And made it to level Three.

It's Him, Mario, and he's okay.
He eat's mushrooms, spaced out all day.

Mario:
I climb up trees. I skip levels.
I like those magic stars.
I put on animal's clothing
And pole dance down some bars.

Goomba's:
He jumps up trees. He rides yoshi.
He likes those magic stars.
it makes him rather hyper
And flash around in bars?!

It's him Mario, and he's okay.
He speeds around in his kart all day.

Mario:
I climbs up trees. I wear costumes,
Throw fireballas as goomba's.
I wish I'd been a Raccoon,
and fly off up to mars.

Goomba's:
He climbs up trees. He wears costumes,
Throw fireballas as goomba's?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a Raccoon?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! werido!...

[singing]
It's him Mario, and he's okay.
He's collecting coins, visit's castles all day.

It's him Mario, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night claims he works all day.