Well, Joe grabbed her and asked her if she would play the game,
He said that he was runnin’ cause the fascist was really lame.
She said her name was Kamala; she wasn’t gonna play no fools,
And from that day, they were makin’ their way cause the fascist was a tool.

They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.
We were gamblin’ with our votes and we hoped and we prayed,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.

[guitar solo]

Well, the Democrats put ‘em at the bat, and Kamala took a swing,
They knew that losin’ when the stakes were high would be an awful thing.
Joe stepped up to the podium with Donald Trump on the mound,
He knew from the start he had smarts and had heart; this orange guy he would soon pound.

They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.
We were gamblin’ with our votes and we hoped and we prayed,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.

[another guitar solo]

Time and space looked still that day when Kamala and Joe ran,
They were runnin’ a race between Heaven and Hell and they couldn’t flash right in the pan.
But when it all was over, that orange guy was through,
They were transitioning, their hearts started to sing; she said, “Baby, I had fun with you!”

They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.
We were gamblin’ with our votes and we hoped and we prayed,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.
They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.
We were gamblin’ with our votes and we hoped and we prayed,
They were beatin’ the Trump that day.