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Song Parodies -> "Suspenders Are Part"

Original Song Title:

"Surrender Your Heart"

Original Performer:

Missing Persons

Parody Song Title:

"Suspenders Are Part"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

If you want trouser elevation
It's a no hands situation
There are ways (keep 'em raised)
There are ways with calculation
To stay up

I've feel 'em loosening with exhalation
I feel 'em swish with perspiration
It's imperative when they're on
To stay up

Suspenders are part, you see
Suspenders are part, you see
Suspenders are part, one of the keys
To a pants-effective strategy
Suspenders are part, I must deny them
From falling down round my knees

Their position is in question
And my belt is not the best one
Will my dignity be lessened
If they drop

Suspenders are part, you see
Suspenders are part, you see
Suspenders are part, you can agree
That to hoist your pants successfully
Suspenders are part, when we defy them
From falling down publicly

Suspenders are part
Suspenders are part

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Rob Arndt - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
555!!! Would rather have German H-Straps for a load carrier... but that's just me ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I've never even worn suspenders. Of course, nowadays all I wear are shorts and jogging pants. I'm living George Costanza's dream.

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