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Song Parodies -> "Every Dodgeball Is Thrown"
Original Song Title:
"Destination Unknown"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Missing Persons
Parody Song Title:
"Every Dodgeball Is Thrown"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
A song that mentions the movie "Dodgeball",a true underdog story.
Playing dodgeball,short on talent
Duck,dip,and dive,long on heart
They're better than you and they know it anyway
This is dodgeball,your favorite game
Some people thought
That Peter LaFleur's great
Justin was still irate
Kate Veatch was out of hand
Let's say hello to Patches O'Houlihan
Dodge,duck,dip,dive,dodge
Owen's not feeling odd
Dwight's ready to settle the score
And Gordon doesn't want to be very bored
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
And people said
At Average Joe's Gym
From Globo Gym's White Goodman
Words of wisdom really break our bones
And White Goodman's not all alone
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball...
Duck,dip,and dive,long on heart
They're better than you and they know it anyway
This is dodgeball,your favorite game
Some people thought
That Peter LaFleur's great
Justin was still irate
Kate Veatch was out of hand
Let's say hello to Patches O'Houlihan
Dodge,duck,dip,dive,dodge
Owen's not feeling odd
Dwight's ready to settle the score
And Gordon doesn't want to be very bored
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
And people said
At Average Joe's Gym
From Globo Gym's White Goodman
Words of wisdom really break our bones
And White Goodman's not all alone
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
Playing dodgeball,every dodgeball is thrown
Settle the score,just throw the ball
You're trying to win,the ball's thrown
Settle the score,every dodgeball is thrown
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball
Playing dodgeball,playing dodgeball...
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