Doris Roberts
You still don't know
How can you tell
Who she really was
You can't be sure
Of any stupid sitcom
Something can change
And then you won't know

You really think
Lizzie McGuire's here
This seems so altered here
The guest appearance is Doris herself
Playing Grandma Ruth,raising hell

You shouldn't say
I watched The King of Queens
I don't know what to do
And I don't care about some other TV show
I guess it's really dumb as you know

Doris Roberts
Act like Doris Roberts
When you don't know
My name is Doris
If something can change
It's still Doris
No other Doris than
Doris Roberts,you know

Doris Roberts
I love Doris Roberts
When you don't know
My name is Doris
If something can change
It's still Doris
No other Doris than
Doris Roberts,you know

You think it's cool
Dickie Roberts sucks
Doris Roberts really rocks
She hasn't met a Red Power Ranger
neptunecircle.com has a load of strangers

Doris Roberts
Being Doris Roberts
When you don't know
My name is Doris
If something can change
It's still Doris
No other Doris than
Doris Roberts,you know

Doris Roberts
Stupid Doris Roberts
When you don't know
My name is Doris
If something can change
It's still Doris
No other Doris than
Doris Roberts,you know

Doris Roberts
Doris Roberts
Doris Roberts
Doris Roberts...