Song Parodies -> "Trump Needed a Miracle"

Original Song Title:

"All I Need is a Miracle"

Original Performer:

"Trump Needed a Miracle"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to all the Trump supporters in the house! We won! Fair and square, no apologies!

Down the escalator real slow
The day he entered the race
Immediately, Jeb was "low energy"
"Lyin' Ted" and "Little Marco" disgraced
There was no convention fight
Lame Stream Media had it wrong
All the polls turned out to be lies
Trump was right all along

They treated Trump like a child
They're gonna regret it for the rest of their lives

(Chorus)
Trump needed a miracle, he got to 292
Trump needed a miracle, he broke on through
Trump needed a miracle, flipped some states Red from Blue!

Melania by his side
Ivanka, Trump Jr. and all
All the lies Hillary said were not true
SHE was the one who would fall
Now what can the Left do?
Media also proven so wrong
But it's always the same old story
In the streets are the same old mobs!

Trump makes everything new
Will put an end to the gridlock and strife

Trump needed a miracle, he got to 292 (Trump defeated Y'all)
Trump needed a miracle, he broke on through (30 States in all)
Trump needed a miracle, now there's so much to do

Popular Vote's an excuse
Time for dominance of the Far-Right

Trump needed a miracle, he got to 292 (Trump defeated Y'all)
Trump needed a miracle, he broke on through (30 States in all)
Trump needed a miracle, now there's so much to do
Next the Inaug, next is the Inaug
Next is the Inaugural (Trump's the real deal)
... all his opponents got screwed!!!

Note: the popular vote doesn't count, only the electoral votes. Trump is the fifth President to not win the popular vote (some argue 6th)!

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