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Song Parodies -> "2009 Scott's Turf Builder 300 (NNS) Recap Song"
Original Song Title:
"Almost Paradise"
Original Performer:
Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
Parody Song Title:
"2009 Scott's Turf Builder 300 (NNS) Recap Song"
Parody Written by:
Jay Jianoran
The Lyrics
I Know that Brendan Gaughan won the pole
But Carl Edwards took over on Lap 7
Giving Gaughan in second
Mike Bliss got wrecked on Lap 10
As He Spun on Turn 4
Oh, how could I have known
That the Texas Twister found the rear of the wall
Whoa-oa
KEVIN HARVICK
Wanted to win at Bristol
KEVIN HARVICK
Will have his 33rd Nationwide win
Harvick won the first time
in a Nationwide Car
Morgan Shepherd, Marc Davis and Jason Keller
Couldn't Avoid Each Other
So What About Justin Allgaier
He Earned a Career High 5th Place Finish
Kyle Busch led more than
half of the race but a late pit road error
as a tire taken off the right rear wheel
Whoa-oa
KEVIN HARVICK
Wanted to win at Bristol
KEVIN HARVICK
Will have his 33rd Nationwide race win
Harvick won the first time in a Nationwide Car
in Bristol
And Kevin Harvick keeping on in the final lap
And He went to the Start/Finish Line
And..
KEVIN HARVICK
Has won the Scott's Turf Builder 300
KEVIN HARVICK
He had his 33rd Nationwide race win
Harvick won the first time in a Nationwide Car
in Bristol
But Carl Edwards took over on Lap 7
Giving Gaughan in second
Mike Bliss got wrecked on Lap 10
As He Spun on Turn 4
Oh, how could I have known
That the Texas Twister found the rear of the wall
Whoa-oa
KEVIN HARVICK
Wanted to win at Bristol
KEVIN HARVICK
Will have his 33rd Nationwide win
Harvick won the first time
in a Nationwide Car
Morgan Shepherd, Marc Davis and Jason Keller
Couldn't Avoid Each Other
So What About Justin Allgaier
He Earned a Career High 5th Place Finish
Kyle Busch led more than
half of the race but a late pit road error
as a tire taken off the right rear wheel
Whoa-oa
KEVIN HARVICK
Wanted to win at Bristol
KEVIN HARVICK
Will have his 33rd Nationwide race win
Harvick won the first time in a Nationwide Car
in Bristol
And Kevin Harvick keeping on in the final lap
And He went to the Start/Finish Line
And..
KEVIN HARVICK
Has won the Scott's Turf Builder 300
KEVIN HARVICK
He had his 33rd Nationwide race win
Harvick won the first time in a Nationwide Car
in Bristol
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I think I am more mystified by the song choice than I am by the pacing, or lack thereof. A car race set to a romantic ballad? That's like Ernest Tubb at a Guns 'n' Roses concert!
I agree with TR. This author wrote a few (actually VERY FEW) fairly good parodies, but the vast majority lacked pacing, humor and enjoyability. I have read poo parodies and extremely conservative political parodies that are more enjoyable and better-written than these. 1s.
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