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Song Parodies -> "All Those Parrot Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Almost Paradise"

Original Performer:

Mike Reno and Ann Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"All Those Parrot Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Bob

The Lyrics

I thought dead birds belonged to other men
Each time I found one whole
It'd fall apart again

I saved their hearts and beaks in secrecy
The face I left alone
Oh how could I have known
Instead of tons I only needed two

All those parrot eyes
Are piled against the door
All those parrot eyes
We do not need four more
I swear I've collected forever - how time flies
Parrot eyes

It seems the perfect dove's so hard to find
I'd finally given up
but needed “peace” of mind

So I shopped on amazon-parrot dot com
For squooshed P. wallicus
Don't need two in a bush
Cause they're not worth the bird eye in our hands

All those parrot eyes
They're knocking down Evan's door
All those parrot eyes
This place is an eye-sore
I swear I don't need to collect wings, breasts, or thighs
Parrot eyes

I know the sanitation's not so good this way
It's getting grosser
Grosser everyday

It's all those parrot eyes
They're sticking right to the door
All those parrot eyes
They're all over the floor
I swear that I can sweep forever all of those eyes
Parrot eyes

All those parrot eyes
We're heading to the pet store
All those parrot eyes
I want to buy four more
I swear that I will dread the day that Polly dies
Parrot eyes


Parrot eyes

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Newfoghill - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the sickest, strangest parody I have ever read. However, it was almost exciting to follow this pervert, to look inside his brain, smell his parrot-lust. Then again, ever since I learned that a pwiddy widdle parrot can tear your face off, I can see where this might just be a case of Man forced to apply Balance to the Great, Scheme. Thank you, Dr.Bob. Are you a veterinarian by the way?
Dr. Bob - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
lol. i dont know if i should laugh or be offended :) never thought about the possibility that i may come off as a parrot-pervert...but, then again, if i didnt know the author...anyway, i can rest easy at nite satisfied with the knowledge that i created the top parody in some, albeit arguable, category. thanks, newfoghill, and youre welcome.
Dr. Bob - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
regarding vet school - funny enough i decided against it. i took that path in college, but, even though i love animals and medicine and was accepted academically, i couldnt convince myself that the veterinary path was for me. yes i know your question was rhetorical.
Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Top marks just for the brilliantly funny song-title-parody-substitution alone!
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! " by the way, 555:)
Jeff Reuben - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. Weird. Vintage Dr. Bob.
Dr. Bob - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
johnny d - yeah as soon as i thought of the title i couldnt wipe the smile from my face. agrimorfee - im having monty python flashbacks. thanks to all. not sure how im gonna top this song. may be in for an early retirement :)
Dr. Bob - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks jeff - but youre still the man
Anonymous - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, my science teacher has a friend called Dr.Bob
Dr. Bob - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
...and now theres a soft drink out with the same name
sureal - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
sick, but not perverted. it just leaves you singing "parrot eyes" all day long. it sticks! more please.

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