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Song Parodies -> "Funtime Child"

Original Song Title:

"Ruthless People"

Original Performer:

Mick Jagger

Parody Song Title:

"Funtime Child"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

Here's Yet Another Song About Jason From The Care Bears movie

He Walks Around The Classroom And The Halls, At His School,
And Plays itch The Toys And On The Playground, Really Cool,
Loves To Get His Exercise And Be On The Run,
We Will Always See Him, Having Fun,
Hey, Stand Up,
Funtime Child,
Hey, (Yeah!) Stand Up (Get On Your Feet)
Funtime Child,
Jason's Desk And Chair At School Has Been, Thrown Away,
Jason's Walking Around His Classroom, What A Day,
Plays With The Toys And Walks Around,
Look At All The Toys He Can Play With, He Has Found,
Hey, Stand Up,
Funtime Child,
Hey, (Yeah!) Stand Up (Get On Your Feet)
Funtime Child,
He Can Walk Around, Foe At Least 10 Hours A Day,
He Can Play With The Toys, He Has Fun That Way,
He Plays On The Playground, Every Day Of The Year,
On The Money Bars And The Rings, Funtme Is Always Near,
Let's All Stand Up Like That Funtime Child,
Yes, Jason From The Care Bears Movie Is The Funtime Child,
Jason Walks Around The Classroom And The Halls At His School,
He Plays With The Toys,
And He Plays On The Playground,
He's The Funtime Child

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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I'd Rather Not State My Name - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
All right, enough with the Jason from "Care Bears" parodies! 1's.
Nick Zeman - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Heres a 5-5-5. I don't know the original but since you wrote about something I love (exercise and running) and write about a 5-5-5 is automatic from me.

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