She walks out of the school with an evil smile
She's Miss Trunchbull and she's like a crocodile
Bruce snuck in the school kitchen to steal some cake
Miss Trunchbull made him eat a whole chocolate cake

Kids, watch out
For Miss Trunchbull, her rules are lethal, she can hurt you
Kids, come on, watch out, watch for the feet
Of Miss Trunchbull, she's horrible every day

She's a strong woman because she takes steroids
She can make every kid feel so annoyed
She can make you spend hours copyin' words in Chinese
She can make you come home smellin' like rotten cheese

Kids, watch out, please watch your back
For Miss Trunchbull, she's so evil, oh yes

If you have some chocolate candy
That you bought from a candy store
You better hide it, or you're in trouble
Miss Trunchbull can throw you out the door
There's a hero to rely on
It's a smart girl named Matilda
She'll use magic to guard you all
From all troubles and paranoia

(We hate Miss Trunchbull, evil Trunchbull)
We gotta throw that bitch out (kids)
No more, no more, no more, no more Trunchbull
Kids, watch out, for Miss Trunchbull