-> "Eat it"
Original Song Title:
"Beat it"
Parody Song Title:
"Eat it"
Parody Written by:
Weird Al
The Lyrics
How come your always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no captain crunch don't want no raisin bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So Eat it
Just Eat it
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what food you hate
You wont get no desert till you clean up your plate
So Eat it
DONT YOU TELL ME YOUR FULL
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken have some more pie
It dosen't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it oooh
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it oooh
Your Table manners are a cryin shame
You're playin with your food like it's some kinda game
Now if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So Eat it
I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE FULL
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you have for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)
(guitar solo)
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo)
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
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