I keep forgettin' just who am I voting for?
I keep forgettin' , what's my position on that again?
I keep forgettin' , my mind's taxed, need a beer
I keep forgettin'

Everytime I see
Many ads in my mailbox
I'm sick of them
Feel like voting for babe the blue ox
And I know that it's hard to pick
It's so drawn out, wish it was more quick
But tell me how come

I keep not gettin' what the candidates say
I keep not gettin' why we go through all this quite this way
Might be regrettin', my decision later
Might be regrettin', yeah

Every time I hear
"My opponent's only one who lies"
Sick of their faces
Someone new would be a nice surprise
The ballot has lots of stuff it's true
I research it all, don't know what to do

Tell me how come
I keep forgettin, have to write my picks down
I keep forgettin, who did what and what'd they say again
Might be regrettin' as soon as it's counted
Might be regrettin'

All those signs, all those signs, All those signs
Money wasted on all ads, everywhere, all the time
Tell me how come

Feel like regrettin' voting in primaries
But more should do that, or we risk having bad candidates
I keep forgettin, who gave us what warning
What do I believe

Radio I hear (could've helped people with election money)
And tv I see (it all seems so wasteful yet here it is once again)
Oh maybe (We should do elections more like in England)
Sick of everyone!