I keep on fartin' ,and I'm fartin' some more
I keep on fartin' things will never smell the same again
I keep on fartin' how I fouled up the air
I keep on fartin', darlin'

Every time I'm here
Every time I stay awhile
Hear your "Oh God!"
Saying that it smells so vile

Hey, I know that it's hard for you
To poof out gas that we know smells like poo
But tell me how come I

I keep on fartin' ,and I'm fartin' some more
I keep on fartin' things will never smell the same again
I keep on fartin' how I fouled up the air
I keep on fartin', Baby...

Every time you cringed
How you feel like you will faint and die
How my pants got singed
And you don't have to tell me why

Why you're sick, and why the date is through
If this is what stinks, if this make you spew
Tell me how come I

I keep on fartin' ,and I'm fartin' some more, baby
I keep on fartin' things will never smell the same again
I keep on fartin' how I fouled up the air
I keep on fartin', Baby...

Don't say that, don't say that, don't say that
I know I'm not fine any place, any day, anytime
Tell me how come I

He keeps on fartin' ,and he's fartin' some more
(How come I)
He keeps on fartin' things will never smell the same again
He keeps on fartin' how he fouled up the air
He keeps on fartin', baby
Every time you're near

He keeps on fartin' ,and he's fartin' some more
(Always from my rear)
He keeps on fartin' things will never smell the same again
(Not again!")
He keeps on fartin' how he fouled up the air
(Every time you're near)
He keeps on fartin'