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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cat"

Original Song Title:

"That's That"

Original Performer:

Michael Johnson

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Cat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

and now, Dan's parody request, involving a "mean cat." set to the late, great Michael Johnson's 1988 country hit, "That's That." everybody, please enjoy!
there's that demon cat laying in my driveway, Mitch
and I'm makin' up my mind, should I back out yet?
'cause he's glaring at me, that small son of a b!^(#
a poor choice to honk the horn and now I regret

'cause that cat's the terror of this town
he oughta be put down, wants my face as a snack
Bad Cat, aggressive as pitbulls
once bit my fam'ly jew'ls
wish I could get him back, Bad Cat

there's a weeping fellow sobbing on my front lawn
went for tea, but fought for life and now has scratched face
I can't tell you how this city wants that cat gone
but his owners only snarl, "it's not your place!"

but that cat makes me scream, makes me shout
Imma tear my hair out, barely survived attack
Bad Cat, it just scratches and bites
gets in all kinds of fights
wild, like it's on crack, Bad Cat

ooh, there's a calmer feeling in the wind
ooh, cat's owners time as neighbors will end
bye, friends!

That's That, no more fear, no more doubt
'cause now they're moving out and they're taking the cat
That's That, yup, it so pays to pray!
kitty's going away and he's not coming back, That's That

Bye, Cat!
(cat hisses) Good Luck!
Bye, Cat!
Bad Cat
(cat hisses) Watch That...

That's That
thanks for reading!

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Rob Arndt - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
No cat jokes, just 555!
Jonathan - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
^ Thanks, Mate! it's hard to think of the purrfect cat joke! see that? I could only muster a very overdone one!
Jeff - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Jonathan - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
^ see? much better pun than "purrfect!" thank you!
Jim - January 27, 2018 - Report this comment
This is far from a cat-astrophe!
Jonathan - January 27, 2018 - Report this comment
another better cat pun! thank you!

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