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Song Parodies -> "The Girl Is Mine"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl Is Mine"

Parody Song Title:

"The Girl Is Mine"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald and Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

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[Luke Brattoni:]
AmIRight got struck by this bright teen.
Men abet her cuz she's smart.
She's aroused by my Brattoni puns.
You'd impress her? Yeah right, Charles.

Unfurling jives.
Sweet love songs earn me fives.
You'd toe the line?
Get stuffed! This young, hot girl is mine!

[Charlie Decker:]
She's got more talent in her pinkie
Than most ever could attain
She really digs my perfect pacing
"Hittin' On Emi"? - In vain!

Won't make her pine
Behind "Ralphing" you hide
My rhymes? Refined
That's why the girl ain't yours - she's mine!

I write better than he
(Lukey can't compare!)

If I lived in NYC...
(Would've seen her there.)

[Charlie and Luke:]
Hormones are raging
So choose one, now!

I'm a dope, innit rapper.
You're the suffix for 'mutha...'
Your puns, they'd fill a crapper.
Emi's my girl, no other can love her.

One rare talent deserves another one
Face it, Fluke - You're second tier!

You old, stale fellow! I'm who she prefers.
Like two threads, we're so entwined.
This pearl's divine.
Our love unfurls, not thine.

Disgracecful slime,
Be gone! This soft, warm girl is mine!

[Luke and Charlie:]
She's mine, she's mine.
No, no, no, she's mine!
The girl is mine, the girl is mine.
The girl is mine! The girl is mine!

The babe's divine (divine)
Yes, and I'm (Yup, I'm)
Her love defined (So fine)
Luke, go whine (You're swine)

You've basest rhymes.
A card short of a Decker, nein?
Your words malign. But Emi's mine.

Ralphing, we're not going to fight about this, OK?

Charles, I don't hit old dudes.
I'm a loving, hottie writer.

Old? I'm a year older than you!
Whatever, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby. I'll watch Emi!

She's mothered Siamese triplets, so wouldn't bear your offspring!

You thought those were yours?

Hey, they look a bit like Leo!

That sneaky bastard!

[Charlie and Luke:]
We've been two-timed!
Lies! Lies! Lies!
That liber-teen!
Why? Why? Why?

*Charlie and Luke collapse, sobbing into each others' arms*

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 5   7

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Rick Cormier - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
A threesome of 5's. Luke, help!
Kristof Robertson - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Classic stuff, you young scamps! Luke calling Mr Decker "Charles" is funny in itself, but there are too many good lines here to mention them all. Now off to the (cold) showers, both of you!! 555
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This was absolutely hilarious you two love-struck teens - okay who's idea was it? - the idea itself earned you 5s - after that it was all *thinks twice* cream
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Charlie's idea, it's all Charlie. (As if I would know of a song written before 1998...)
This took about a week of back & forthing to complete. I really should have finished my Philospohy essay by now. ...or at least started it... but who can put a price on Emi's undying adoration?
Charlie Decker - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course I'm the brains of the operation. I mean...come on. I'm Charlie Decker, he's Luke Brattoni! By the way, you haven't heard the last of us together. I guarantee.
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Recusing myself...
Scathe - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody while amusing also invoked feelings of pity and remorse...for EmiLoca.
Agrimorfee - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff...dammit, we all need a TV show....555
Charlie Decker - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder when we are to be graced with the presence of the godess herself?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, she's read it. I suspect she's merely concentrating her parodying prowess into a work that will put us in our place.

Charlie Decker - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Now, will it be white collar, minimum security jail or federal, pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

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