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Song Parodies -> "The Songs Are Mine"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl Is Mine"

Parody Song Title:

"The Songs Are Mine"

Parody Written by:

Harri Georgeson

The Lyrics

in response to Jacko outbidding Paul and Yoko for the beatles back catalogue in the mid eighties, enjoy and have a chuckle
everynight I plotted and I schemed,
since I met him from the start,
now I own the songs everyone,
looks though our friendship fell apart,

the songs are mine,
the god dam songs are mine,
I know their mine,
the god dam songs are mine,

I don't understand the way you think,
all those songs I wrote are really mine,
our friendships going down the kitchen sink,
jako you've gone too far this time,

you know their mine,
the god dam songs are mine,
each one all mine,
the god dam songs are mine,

wheres your integrity,
(can't see it anywhere)

there mine paul so can't , you see!
(no no, we can't share)

come and go with me for one hit,

but we both can't own them,
i do and i'll make money of one and the other,
and one day you'll discover,
that they're my songs forever and ever,

don't have big hopes you'll be let down,
i am going to win this time,

and you tell yoko theres none for her,
i hate to be so unkind,

the songs are mine,
the god dam songs are mine,
I know their mine,
the god dam songs are mine,

all mine, songs are mine,
no no their mine,
the songs are mine,
the songs are miiiine,

the songs are mine (yep) mine,
the songs are mine (yep) mine,

paul don't waste your time,
because the god dam songs are mine,
the songs are mine,

Micheal, we shouldn't have to fight on this ok,

Paul, I think I told you, I'm a gold digger not a fighter,

I heard it before Micheal you told me you would never buy my songs, don't you remember?

Is that what I said?

Yeah you said it, keep dreaming,

I don't be-lieeeve it!

The songs are mine, all mine
the songs are mine, all mine


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This just in... - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I remember that whole ,sad story about Paul losing the rights to those songs. Imagine if Dr. Frankenstein created a monster-which then proceeded to shoot him in the foot !

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