I'm not lonely, but everything is fine
But now my darling is flipping her own mind
She changes channels to those that I don't like
While I'm watching tv... I'm sick of certain shows
While I'm watching tv...

Bad housewife, bad housewife
Making a big scene
She would play with my life
Making it like a bad dream
Oh no... oh no... oh no

Bad housewife, bad housewife
Can't stop growing old
With her till the end of time
Down in my heart and soul
Oh no... oh no... oh no...

I'm at my desktop, surfing through the web
As soon as she woke up straight from her bed
Coming toward and started cussing at me
She went rude on me... I don't think that's nice
She went rude on me...

Bad housewife, bad housewife
Messing up my stuff
Not having a better life
Some things are gettin' so rough
Oh no... oh no... oh no...

Bad housewife, bad housewife
Tried to clobber me
This is not the right kind
Of woman that I agreed
Oh no... oh no... oh no...

[instrumental break]

Bad housewife, bad housewife
Left and drive my car
Can't believe but wonder why
Is she going way too far?
Oh no... oh no... oh no...

Bad housewife, bad housewife
I would rather fear
When she's going all awry
I'll wish that she's no longer here
Oh no... oh no... oh no...