Tight-thighed harlots, sirens tweak temptation
Bar sluts shake and lure infatuation
Guilelessly the wenches demand unfair expenses
Hellishly persistent hoes incite
Lo, I behold the floozies of the night

Boldly, tensely I defer surrender
Gasping, clenching, trembling, on a bender
Fearing I'll be cleaving floozies I'm perceiving
Tarts so fright'ning, scoffing at the sight
Dare I lust for floozies of the night

No surprise
Horror lies in lonely belles uncouth
And, in sooth, isn't what you'd want for free
Skin so stark, should be easy to defend
'Gainst the floozies coming on to me

Coughing, retching floozies all distress me
Leering, reeling, evil dreams obsess me
Copin' with this bind, yet their panting leaves me blind
As the harpies twitch to stoke my appetite
The heartless, loveless floozies of the night

Clothes so fine
Spark a yearning for a strange lewd girl
Beavish shots of a churlish, shrewish score
Hose that shine as the floozy's sexy knees
Slowly bend to prove she longs to please

Bloated, sprawling, sweet inoculation
Clutching, blushing, favoring libation
Let the stream of gin give me ardor to rescind
All the power of the floozies that I fight
The power of the floozies of the night

Booze alone can make my wrong turn right
Help me shake the floozies of the night