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Song Parodies -> "The Floozies Of The Night"

Original Song Title:

"The Music Of The Night"

Original Performer:

Michael Crawford

Parody Song Title:

"The Floozies Of The Night"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

Tight-thighed harlots, sirens tweak temptation
Bar sluts shake and lure infatuation
Guilelessly the wenches demand unfair expenses
Hellishly persistent hoes incite
Lo, I behold the floozies of the night

Boldly, tensely I defer surrender
Gasping, clenching, trembling, on a bender
Fearing I'll be cleaving floozies I'm perceiving
Tarts so fright'ning, scoffing at the sight
Dare I lust for floozies of the night

No surprise
Horror lies in lonely belles uncouth
And, in sooth, isn't what you'd want for free
Skin so stark, should be easy to defend
'Gainst the floozies coming on to me

Coughing, retching floozies all distress me
Leering, reeling, evil dreams obsess me
Copin' with this bind, yet their panting leaves me blind
As the harpies twitch to stoke my appetite
The heartless, loveless floozies of the night

Clothes so fine
Spark a yearning for a strange lewd girl
Beavish shots of a churlish, shrewish score
Hose that shine as the floozy's sexy knees
Slowly bend to prove she longs to please

Bloated, sprawling, sweet inoculation
Clutching, blushing, favoring libation
Let the stream of gin give me ardor to rescind
All the power of the floozies that I fight
The power of the floozies of the night

Booze alone can make my wrong turn right
Help me shake the floozies of the night

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's some beaverish 5's! Loved it, Leo!!!!!!!
Timmy1000 - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
555 - I'm sure you'll overwhelm your Lady of the Night when you sing this one to her, Leo. Have another drink.
alvin - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
great title switch
michael craford - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
fantastic fodder for my incredible larynx... wonderful imagery, Leo
TJC - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow... wordsmithin' to the max, er mask! Love the rich n' varied vocab....
Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
As the author of "Saturday Night with the Floozies," I heartily approve.
Marie248 - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow! Funny and poetic. I love it...great job!
Leo Keough - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all!!!

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