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Song Parodies -> "The Booze Hound of The Night"
Original Song Title:
"The Music of The Night"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Crawford
Parody Song Title:
"The Booze Hound of The Night"
Parody Written by:
Doogie442
The Lyrics
I wrote this song back in the early to mid 90's after The Phantom of the Opera came out on Broadway. I guess you could say that I had a lot of idle time during work back then. hehe
Whiskey, Bourbon,
Sweet Intoxication
Vodka, Orange Juice,
Use Imagination
Go on drink your fill
You’re a human whiskey still
It will make you turn obnoxiously uptight
Then you’ll become The Booze Hound of The Night
Mumbling, slurring,
No communication
Stumbling, Bumbling,
No coordination
The next shot that you swill
Will make you violently ill
And that, my friend, is really not too bright
Cause then you’ll get your ass kicked in a fight
Drink your wine and then climb into your brand new car
Lose control and then slam into a tree
Then the cops will take you where you ought to BEEEEEEEE
Only then, will your brain start to see
Slowly, surely,
They’ll take you to the station
Rudely, Shrewdly,
Police interrogation
Blow into this tube you obnoxious drunken boob
Throw his ass in jail and lock him up real tight
Cause you’ve become The Booze Hound of The Night
Sweet Intoxication
Vodka, Orange Juice,
Use Imagination
Go on drink your fill
You’re a human whiskey still
It will make you turn obnoxiously uptight
Then you’ll become The Booze Hound of The Night
Mumbling, slurring,
No communication
Stumbling, Bumbling,
No coordination
The next shot that you swill
Will make you violently ill
And that, my friend, is really not too bright
Cause then you’ll get your ass kicked in a fight
Drink your wine and then climb into your brand new car
Lose control and then slam into a tree
Then the cops will take you where you ought to BEEEEEEEE
Only then, will your brain start to see
Slowly, surely,
They’ll take you to the station
Rudely, Shrewdly,
Police interrogation
Blow into this tube you obnoxious drunken boob
Throw his ass in jail and lock him up real tight
Cause you’ve become The Booze Hound of The Night
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Very good parody with a clever title sub and excellent "ation" rhyming. Not sure why you changed from second to third person in your penultimate line.
This hardly sounds like ~Sweet Intoxication~
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