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Song Parodies -> "Silver The Hedgehog Is Not My Lover!"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
Original Performer:
Michael and
Parody Song Title:
"Silver The Hedgehog Is Not My Lover!"
Parody Written by:
The real, actual, honest-to-God Blaze the Cat
The Lyrics
I am sick and tired of people assuming that Silver the Hedgehog is my boyfriend, and that I love him romantically. Even after I officially married Lester Plesko, I'm certain that the problem still persists. I must put an end to this misconception once and for all! (Also, I added an extra pre-chorus to make sure you know I'm in love with Lester Plesko.)
I met a man in the Summer Of 2019.
I knew at first sight that it would mean he was the one....
I would love 'til the end of our lives.
I knew he was the one I would love 'til the end of our lives.
He told me his name was Lester P, as he looked at me.
We wound up married on Thanksgiving Day, 2020.
And we loved 'til the end of our lives.
Not everybody knows this, so they decide to just assume:
I'm in love with a white hedgehog. (Ooh!)
It really just annoys me, and I'm really not amused.
I'm gonna put an end to this; I'm gonna say to all of you.... (Hey-hey!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
For many years, I've been shipped with him, or his short-quilled friends.
And I can't stand when this stuff happens. When will it end?!?
They don't know their beliefs are a lie!
So, take my strong advice: Just remember to always think twice!
(Do think twice!)
I told my Lester of these misdeeds, and he said to me:
"Don't worry about those nonbelievers; they don't know much." (Oh no!)
They don't know their beliefs are a lie!
My friends will always tell me to be careful of what I do.
Don't wanna ruin my reputation. (Ooh!)
I don't wanna be a bad cat to anyone of you.
But, I gotta speak the truth, or my marriage could be doomed! (Hey-hey!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
(No, no, no, no, no!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
Hee-hee!
[INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE]
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
I know you love to ship me with Sonic Characters.
I don't wanna disappoint my fans. (Ooh!)
But, I love my Lester Plesko, and I'd never cheat on him.
I've said it many times before, and I'll say it once again! (Hey-hey!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one. (Y'all know what you did!)
You think he is the one. (We're not even close!)
You think he is the one.
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
[REPEAT LAST LINE UNTIL SONG FADES OUT.]
I knew at first sight that it would mean he was the one....
I would love 'til the end of our lives.
I knew he was the one I would love 'til the end of our lives.
He told me his name was Lester P, as he looked at me.
We wound up married on Thanksgiving Day, 2020.
And we loved 'til the end of our lives.
Not everybody knows this, so they decide to just assume:
I'm in love with a white hedgehog. (Ooh!)
It really just annoys me, and I'm really not amused.
I'm gonna put an end to this; I'm gonna say to all of you.... (Hey-hey!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
For many years, I've been shipped with him, or his short-quilled friends.
And I can't stand when this stuff happens. When will it end?!?
They don't know their beliefs are a lie!
So, take my strong advice: Just remember to always think twice!
(Do think twice!)
I told my Lester of these misdeeds, and he said to me:
"Don't worry about those nonbelievers; they don't know much." (Oh no!)
They don't know their beliefs are a lie!
My friends will always tell me to be careful of what I do.
Don't wanna ruin my reputation. (Ooh!)
I don't wanna be a bad cat to anyone of you.
But, I gotta speak the truth, or my marriage could be doomed! (Hey-hey!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
(No, no, no, no, no!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
Hee-hee!
[INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE]
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
I know you love to ship me with Sonic Characters.
I don't wanna disappoint my fans. (Ooh!)
But, I love my Lester Plesko, and I'd never cheat on him.
I've said it many times before, and I'll say it once again! (Hey-hey!)
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
He's just a friend who I just worked with one time.
And we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one, but we're not even close at all.
You think he is the one. (Y'all know what you did!)
You think he is the one. (We're not even close!)
You think he is the one.
Silver the Hedgehog is not my lover!
[REPEAT LAST LINE UNTIL SONG FADES OUT.]
All characters (including myself) belong to their respective owners. Original song by Michael Jackson. All rights reserved.
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Remind me not to write songs on my cellphone again. (Stupid autocomplete text! I thought I put "Jackson" there, not "and".)
As a Sonic fan, I kinda disagree, but then again, Silvaze isn't my #1 pairing, so I don't know how to feel. Still, I give you credit for doing a Sonic parody!
As the oldest of Blaze the Cat's 8 children, I can confirm that Blaze the Cat is not in love with any Sonic Characters, and is officially married to Lester Plesko, and he is a very loving man who wouldn't lay a hand on anyone in the family. :3
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