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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Zombies"
Original Song Title:
"Zombie"
Original Performer:
Methusalem
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Zombies"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
I listened to this song today, and a while after, I watched Shaun of the Dead, which gave me the idea to write a parody about a zombie invasion on Christmas. It was hard to write because of the unintelligible vocoder'd lyrics in the original song, but I did my best, so go easy on me, OK? Anyways, I hope you enjoy the parody. DKTOS? (Don't Know The Original Song?)
The undead are rising again,
Just when you thought you were safe
Once Halloween had past.
You’d better have a plan of action,
‘Cause if you don’t,
Then you won’t even last!
Christmas zombies! [x2]
The undead don’t want presents,
This holiday,
They want to eat our brains.
The weather outside is nothing
Compared to the living dead
Coming down the lane.
Christmas zombies! [x2]
[break]
Let’s grab all of the weapons we can,
Knives, bombs, and guns
And deck the ground with blood.
Christmas zombies! [x2]
The undead are rising again,
But we will stop the zombies,
And leave them in the mud!
Just when you thought you were safe
Once Halloween had past.
You’d better have a plan of action,
‘Cause if you don’t,
Then you won’t even last!
Christmas zombies! [x2]
The undead don’t want presents,
This holiday,
They want to eat our brains.
The weather outside is nothing
Compared to the living dead
Coming down the lane.
Christmas zombies! [x2]
[break]
Let’s grab all of the weapons we can,
Knives, bombs, and guns
And deck the ground with blood.
Christmas zombies! [x2]
The undead are rising again,
But we will stop the zombies,
And leave them in the mud!
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This sounds so South Park! I keep on thinking of those episodes where Kenny is a zombie and the boys decapitate zombies and this other SP Christmas episodes as well. Very creative. As I've mentioned numerous times, talk about "A Nightmare Before Christmas". Better yet, more like "Nightmare on Christmas". 5's.
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