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Song Parodies -> "Spanky Dance"

Original Song Title:

"The Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"Spanky Dance"

Parody Written by:

I Saw RUSH Live 5 Times

The Lyrics

There is plenty of electronic dance music out the yinyang today. Some of it is rocking terrific, some of it is utterly horrid rubbish. In the wake of the new wave/postpunk revolution of 1979-early 80's, after the turgid aftereffects of the awful disco craze died down; many people still wanted to dance. OK. Gotta dance? Gotta dance. But there's no rule that says that you can't dance to GOOD MUSIC. Good bands like Blondie, ELO, Pink Floyd, the Cars, the Rolling Stones and others were incorporating dance rhythms into their more aggressive rock'n'roll. In 1981 the Dutch studio band STARS ON 45 (a.k.a. 'STARSOUND') got those young women wearing leg warmers to FLEX IT on these late afternoon 'weight-loss' programs on TV, to the delight of young teenage dudes like myself ; ) More such dance classics ensued that merged dance rhythms with Kraftwerk synthesizer influences. The 'Safety Dance' is a milestone, it peaked at #3 in the US Hot 100 during the autumn of 1983 and with an innovative video set in a medieval European village square that gets bombed in an air raid (look at the VERY LAST few seconds in the video), it made history. This parody is about a person who altered US history permanently, in a very UGLY way. Donald the Traitor Trump RAPED America.
(* synth program going 'Du du du-du-du du! Du du du-du-du du! Du du du-du-du du! Du du du-du-du du!' ad infinitum *)
(* drum machine slam - to simulate SPANKING the ill-mannered Donnie Douchebag, ad infinitum *)

S-P-A-N-K-Y
Spanky Trump!

(* another, louder synthesizer melody - 'Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! ' *)

We must spank Traitor Donald!
We must spank his dumb behind!
'Cause he commits incest and if he does that
'Well, he's no friend of mine!

I say, we must send him to prison
A place where they will never find
Put him in solitary and OUT of our sight
Never let him out again

'Cause he's a scum

(* repeat that louder synthesizer melody - 'Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! ' *)
(* yet another synth line - 'Du du du! Du-du Di-DI! Du-du-DU! Du-du, du-du Di-DI! Du-du-DU! *)

We must spank Traitor Donald!
He's a Russian satellite!
'Cause he commits treason and if he does that
'Well, he's no friend of mine!

Say, he is such a Caligula
Squeeze his daughter by the tits
She always goes with him, because she is his wife
While he's throwing hissy fits

A dictator
(Fascist!)

Always promoting violence
Always running his motormouth
Never doing his job, always bitching with sass
He lacks maturity, finesse and class!

Say, he kisses up to Putin
That's the one who put him in
He always acts real rude, he's obscene and he's crude
He always acts like an imbecile

And he flaps his arms, craps his pants
Everything's out of control
Talking trash, hate and sass
He's doing it from day to day


Stealing dough, caging kids
Has a personality cult
Scowling face, big disgrace
Everybody he disrespects

Jail his ass!
Oh well, we spank his ass!
Ah yes, we spank his ass!

(* repeat that louder synthesizer melody - 'Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! ' *)
(* yet another synth line - 'Du du du! Du-du Di-DI! Du-du-DU! Du-du, du-du Di-DI! Du-du-DU! *)

S-P-A-N-K-Y
Spank Trump!

(* repeat that louder synthesizer melody - 'Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! Du du du! Du-du-du! Du-DI-DI-DI! ' *)
(* yet another synth line - 'Du du du! Du-du Di-DI! Du-du-DU! Du-du, du-du Di-DI! Du-du-DU! *)
(* synthesizer imitating Trump's wimpy moaning, 'Bluuuuu-UUUHHH!!!!!!! *)

He is a Mussolini
A narcisstic S.M.F.
The office he abused it, elections he lost it
And he cannot face the truth

I say, we must spank Traitor Douchebag
He's a worthless piece of crud
He's lower than the belly of a pregnant
Queen ant, laying on mud!


He has no respect, no respect
For any race, color or creed
He can't stand strong women
He likes them submissive and weak

Sassybrat, juvenile
Pornographic and perverted
And he brags, big ego
Barging into the dressing room

Oh well, we spank his ass!
Ah yes, we spank his ass!
Oh well, we spank his ass!
Oh well, we spank his ass!
Oh yes, we spank his ass, uh!
Oh, we spank his ass, yeah!

Well, we must spank his ass!
We must spank his ass!
Well, we must spank his ass! (* synthesizer imitating Trump's wimpy moaning, 'Bluuuuu-UUUHHH!!!!!!! *)
Oh, we must spank his ass! (* synthesizer imitating Trump's wimpy moaning, 'Bluuuuu-UUUHHH!!!!!!! *)
Oh, we must spank his ass! (* synthesizer imitating Trump's wimpy moaning, 'BLUUUUU-UUHHHHHH!!!!!!! *)
Oh, we must spank his ass!

(* SPANK-SPANK-SPANK! SPANK-SPANK! SPANK-SPANK-SPANK!*) (* drum machine again *)
Men Without Hats hail from the beautiful city of Montreal. They're the best musical act from there. The best Canadian musical export hails from Toronto. Of course, that band is RUSH.

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2LD4U - January 10, 2023 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT!!!!
I Saw RUSH Live 5 Times - January 10, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks for that!

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