-> "Wear a Mask"
Original Song Title:
"The Safety Dance"
Parody Song Title:
"Wear a Mask"
The Lyrics
Wear a mask if you want to
Sometimes I leave my mask behind
'Cause my friends don't mind
And those that throw a tantrum,
Well, they're no friends of mine
Say, I should go where I want to
A place where they don’t really mind
But they proceed to act like I come
From out of this world, while they
Leave the real one far behind
PUT ON A MASK
(Or leave!)
We can go where we want to
This law is wrong and such a lie
And we can act like a sneak
Put our mask over our feet
And surprise when we maliciously comply
The sign says, wear a mask when you enter
And then you hope nobody cares
And you can act real calm and politely excuse yourself
Or you can act like an imbecile
Mandate says, wear a mask, wear a mask
Everything's out of control
Wear a mask, wear a mask
They're doing it for though control
Wear a mask, wear a mask
Everybody sanitizing their hands
Wear a mask, wear a mask
Nobody’s even taking a chance
They just wear a mask
Oh well, they wear a mask
Ah yes, the wear the mask
Wear a mask if you want to
You’ve got your life and I got mine
As long as we just listen, never gonna question
(What about my constitutional rights?)
I say, wear a mask if you want to
Lets just make this law benign
Because my friends don't mask
And if someone’s covered in masks
Well… they're no friends of mine
They say, wear a mask, wear a mask
Everything's out of control
Wear a mask, wear a mask
They’re doing it for thought control
Wear a mask, wear a mask
Everybody washing their hands
Wear a mask, wear a mask
Nobody’s even taking a chance
Oh well, they just wear a mask
Ah yes, they wear a mask
Oh well, they wear a mask
Oh well, they wear a mask
Oh yes, they wear a mask
Oh, the wear a mask, yeah
Well, they just wear a mask
It's the law! Wear a mask
Well, they just wear a mask
Well, they just wear a mask
shut up and wear the mask
Oh, just WEAR THE MASK!!!!
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