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Song Parodies -> "Say Cheese Dance"

Original Song Title:

"The Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"Say Cheese Dance"

Parody Written by:

Ed_Loves_Piyokos (MisuGhost)

The Lyrics

This has some minor, inexplicit drug references in it, so parents be warned
You can chance if you want to.
You can take that needle there.
Cuz your friends shoot up, and if you shoot up,
you'll be left without a care.

Say, you can snort if you want to,
at the risk of falling down.
But don't blame me if you fall on your face
and get laughed at all round town.
And you can smoke (all day!)

You can risk if you want to,
while the cops break down your door.
And they'll cuff your hands, and read you your rights:
You'll be back where you were before

Say, you can yell if you want to,
say that it just wun't your fault.
But that lame excuse won't get you very far
with any "man" that's worth his salt.

Now, step on up.
Step on up.
Onto that podium there.
Smile and wave.
Smile and wave.
As you float without a care.
Turn to left.
Turn to right.
Push your fingers on this pad.
Slammer time!
Slammer time!
Baby, baby, you were ba.....
aaad. The say Cheese Dance!
With the Say Cheese Dance!
Yes the Say Cheese Da-HANCE!
It's The Say Cheese Dance!
It's The Say Cheese Dance!!!!

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