M m m m I i i i C c c c R r r r O o o o
Micro-Soft!

..''...'.' -- tones

I can dance if I want to, leave decorum far behind
Cause your friend's not bill and if he's not bill
Well he's no friend of mine
I say we can write what we want to, innovate till we go blind
and we can steal anything from before we were born
till nineteen seventy nine
and I can dance

I can dance if I want to, with judge jackson far behind
janet reno won't dance and if she won't dance
Well she's no friend of mine
I say we can do what we want to, leave safety far behind
spread code red till we're blue in the face
Leave the service packs far behind
and I can dance

(Bill gates!)

ah we can buy who we want to, talk is cheap and so are you
we can buy bungie, and then webtv
and surprise em with my victory cry

I say we can lie if we want to, if we don't then someone will
As long as we bribe we can cheat and can lie
Left my ethics far behind
I say I can dance, I can dance, everything's under control
And we can act real rude, with our support attitude
And never ever ever be sued
I can dance, I can dance, I'm doing it from wall to wall
I can dance, I can dance, billion dollar bill in my hands
I can dance, I can dance, Everybody's taking the chance
Monkey dance
Well the monkey dance
The monkeyboy dance

M m m m I i i i C c c c R r r r O o o o
(Microsoft)

..''...'.'

I can dance if I want to I'm young at forty two
As long as we abuse them, never gonna lose them
customers come back for more
I say I can dance if I want to, I can leave '95 behind
Cause you run 95, if you don't upgrade then you'll
never get office xp
I can dance, I can dance, I'm doing it from wall to wall
I can dance, I can dance, billion dollar bill in my hands
I can dance, I can dance, Everybody's taking the chance

Well the monkey dance
Yes the monkey dance
Oh the monkey dance
It's the monkeyboy dance!