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Song Parodies -> "Hurts When I Pee Now"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now?"

Original Performer:

Men At Work

Parody Song Title:

"Hurts When I Pee Now"

Parody Written by:

Angus Oblivion

The Lyrics

Who Can it be knocking at my door?
Go' way, you syph-i-litic wh*re.
Can't you see that I regret that night?
I'm very sore, my junk's not feeling right.
Now I wish you'd left me alone;
Stay away, you had to infect my bone.
Called a friend, we began to rap,
He said "Bro, I think you got "The Clap."

Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.

Who can it bee knocking at my door?
She caused a leak, I'm drippin' 'cross the floor.
I called my doc, "What could this be?"
He said "My friend, you have an STD."
You've done the harm, I can't blame myself;
There's something wrong with my penile health.
Took her to bed, thought "What could go wrong;"
Now here it comes, that pain in my dong!

Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.

Called back my doc, "come take me away."
Whey don't they find a cure for me?
No sex in my future that I can see,
It's just my sore weenie

Ow, hurts when I pee now.
Ow, hurts when I pee now.
Yow yow yow

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Onslaught - July 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Next time try "Men at Jerk" 555
Jonathan - July 16, 2018 - Report this comment
the pain down under? 5s

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