Who Can it be knocking at my door?
Go' way, you syph-i-litic wh*re.
Can't you see that I regret that night?
I'm very sore, my junk's not feeling right.
Now I wish you'd left me alone;
Stay away, you had to infect my bone.
Called a friend, we began to rap,
He said "Bro, I think you got "The Clap."

Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.

Who can it bee knocking at my door?
She caused a leak, I'm drippin' 'cross the floor.
I called my doc, "What could this be?"
He said "My friend, you have an STD."
You've done the harm, I can't blame myself;
There's something wrong with my penile health.
Took her to bed, thought "What could go wrong;"
Now here it comes, that pain in my dong!

Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.
Hurts when I pee now.

Called back my doc, "come take me away."
Whey don't they find a cure for me?
No sex in my future that I can see,
It's just my sore weenie

Ow, hurts when I pee now.
Ow, hurts when I pee now.
Yow yow yow