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Song Parodies -> "Why Can't I Pee Now"
Original Song Title:
"Who Can It Be Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Men at Work
Parody Song Title:
"Why Can't I Pee Now"
Parody Written by:
Gary Lewis
The Lyrics
Drink lots of water, coffee and tea
My bladder fills
Feels like I have to pee
Rush to the bathroom I have to go
Drip, drip, drip
It’s flowing awful slow
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Go to the doctor ask him
Why can’t I pee
He said, drop your drawers
Well just have to see
Then he snaps on a rubber glove
Say’s bend over
Give’s me one finger love
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
He said my prostate has grown in size
It’s not uncommon
In us older guys
Prescribes a pill, he says take once a day
This should make
Your problem go away
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
After taking the pill a week
I know it works
Cause I can’t stop the leak
Now when I go out drinking with my friends
I’m the one wearing the Depends
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
My bladder fills
Feels like I have to pee
Rush to the bathroom I have to go
Drip, drip, drip
It’s flowing awful slow
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Go to the doctor ask him
Why can’t I pee
He said, drop your drawers
Well just have to see
Then he snaps on a rubber glove
Say’s bend over
Give’s me one finger love
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
Why can’t I pee now
He said my prostate has grown in size
It’s not uncommon
In us older guys
Prescribes a pill, he says take once a day
This should make
Your problem go away
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
I know why I can’t pee now
After taking the pill a week
I know it works
Cause I can’t stop the leak
Now when I go out drinking with my friends
I’m the one wearing the Depends
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
I can’t stop peeing now
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Funny and sad on this one.
Prostate work here ... ... uh, I mean first rate.
Very well written! Ode to anuria, total loss of urination! 555 for medical care!!
Didn't check it to TOS, but it paces to my memory and is pretty funny, so 5s for you.
I need this already recorded with music. So funny!!
Hurrah for diuretics!
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