Who can I eat for my lunch today?
Some Ground Chuck? Or a boy named Souffle?
A Paco salad or some Sloppy Joes?
Or what's this? Uh-oh it's Freddie's toes

I had a friend and his name was Dave
I'll just pop -- him in the microwave
A Samburger would be sure to please
Or perhaps -- I'll just have Mack'n Cheese

Who can I eat now?
Who'd be a treat now?
Freeze and reheat now
Who can I eat now?

Who can I eat, should I have some Stu?
A hot Doug? Or Chicken Gordon Bleu?
And if you ask, I'll say Blair's the beef
And it's true -- that real men eat Keith

Chili Con Arnie or some thick Pete-loaf?
I can't pick -- I think I'll have them boaf
Ricky noodle soup's the way to go
Or fettucine -- with real Alfredo

Who can I eat now?
Who wants to be chow?
Purina ME Chow?
Who can I eat now?

How bout the man come to take me away?
I'll get the fava beans
It's not a dead body that you see
It's just my Collard Spleens

Yeah!

---Instrumental---

(Who-oo-oo)
Who can I eat now?
Who should I meat now?
Ooh you're so sweet now
Who can I eat now?

(Ahhhhh... oh oh)
Who can I eat now

(Ahhhhh... yea-eah!)
Who can I? Who can I?

(Ahhhhh... oh oh)
Who can I eat now

(Ahhhhhh yea-eah, hey, wah wah wah... )