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Song Parodies -> "Stood Up"

Original Song Title:

"Stand Up"

Original Performer:

Mel McDaniel

Parody Song Title:

"Stood Up"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Spotted me a hot chick
Topped a PlayBoy pick
Mama Nature took quick charge..
Tweaked me with her spark wand
As I eyed that sweet blonde
In a brief mo-ment, got large..

Stood Up,
Branded with a red face,
Stood Up,
On the sly..

Stood Up,
Fantasizin' bed lace,
Stood Up,
Proud and high..

In a movie lobby,
Popcorned globby,
Pink puffs on a postered wall..
Scenes from "Barb Wire"
Pamela on fire
Felt that slow exotic crawl..

Stood up.
Kinda' like a ferret
Stood up,
Set to stride..

Stood up,
Perky as a parrot
Stood up,

In a traffic courtroom
Needin' no sport bloom
Judge steps in, one hot female..
Brain begins to boilin'
Prompts libido oilin'
"Everyone please rise!"..none fail..

Stood up,
Challengin' my Levis
Stood up,
Like a tree..

Stood up,
'Causin' me to heave sighs
Stood up,

Stood up,

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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 4   0
 5   11

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UnKnownTartress - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'AIR de Farce, theMighty Duke 0Edge, Le SatyrMayor . . love that "Challenged your Levi's" . . truly an SFO denim treat !
Fiddlegirl - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, my my my... ! ;)
blackjack21 - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
You're a stand up kind of guy, AFW. Hope you can stand 3 more fives.
AFW - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Christie Marie M - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I've had a history of being stood up in my high school and college years and let me tell you, it's no picnic in the park! But, there's 3 sets of 5's still standing!
adagio - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
he he he what a conundrum. maybe you should wear a blindfold :)

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