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Song Parodies -> "My Infammation"

Original Song Title:

"The Inquisition"

Original Performer:

Mel Brooks Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"My Infammation"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

This parody is based on the hilarious Mel Brooks Spanish Inquistion number in "The History Of The World, Part 1", and it's an ode to a painful ailment...

(Patient to his doctor...)

My Inflammation (back again)
Used Preparation (H on skin)
I've got some fissures
And I think they grew (grew grew grew grew grew grew)
They're like a leech man (anus tight)
I want to pop them (bloody sight)
Unending battles that I'm gonna lose.

Doctor..What's the story?
Best guess..Don't hold back
You Hugh Laurie
And House would have snipped them off and not looked back (Or am I wrong?)

The Congregation (fissures grow)
The Desecration (anal show)
I'm always wishing the pain go away
But the inflammation’s seared and it's flames all day

The Congregation (annoy)
The Desecration (no joy)
Use Preparation (deploy)

(Cut to another patient....)

I tried sitting on a pillow and explaining how these things grow
Without making hemmeroidian slips
Then the fires under thundered
I screamed out my ass was plundered
Like all the fires of hell had just eclipsed

It's inconsiderate
Not to make light
But my butt burns like a space shuttle launch tonight

(Now cut to another patient....)

I'm sittin' reading Dickens
And Expectations thicken
So I sit still and quiet in your stall
Then burning starts to take me
I start crying like a baby
And this quick regression makes me want to crawl

I'm in agony
I'm in pain
My diet and my weight gain are to blame?

(Back to the original patient....)

Now Preparation (H, below)
My Sanitation (Duties grow)
And I'm keep wishing that they'd go away
But my inflammation’s back and it's here to...

Hey Doctor Bother
What do you say?
I just films from your scoping today
Scoping today. What says scoping today?

It say's strike jalapeno's from meals everyday.

Skip snacks caboodle futile today

Does it still hurt...YES YES YES YES
Should we assess...YES YES YES YES
Pain on alert...YES YES YES YES
Will you digress...NO NO NO NO

Now I have fissures to slay
Try ice and they'll freeze
Anus appears
To be quite a tight squeeze

Hey Doctor Bother
Please don't stray
My insurance claims outweigh my flames
Light a candle, pray for luck
Lay off pork, I might save some bucks (It might)

Pillow in the car
Don't go far Don't go far

Might be suing. Reassert my stay?
Just one more day, O.K.?
I've burned them to blisters
Brought out the big guns
Now things are working....


The Inflamation (Starts to slow)
The Irritation (Comes and goes)
The best we can do on this given day
So now start some believin', spread the news
A little bruised and I've stopped the ooze
You'd better change your diet plans today
Or the inflamations back and it's flames away.....

Copyright 2009

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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 5   14

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Andria - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny, Mark. I hate to think of what an anal fissure (what I assume this parody is about) would be like, since the cracks in my heels that I get in the winter and the cracked lips I suffer from all year long are bad enough. 555 Tuck's pads for you.
Mark Scotti - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria!!!
I Shaved My Legs & Wreck'd Em - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
As your second cousin, er, twice removed, Anal Fissure, I, Rectal Schism, feel your pain and want you to know I'm 100% behind you on this parody ... I still get all 'verclamped' when I think how in one swell foop you've made our mutual plight more, um, palatable to the mAsses!
Mark Scotti - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks in the end, to you, Wreck'd em...
alvin - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
butt burning like a space shuttle
Jim Rotondo - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy Mackerel, that was a loooong one! You must be pooped! 3-5's, no butts about it!
2Eagle - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
You kept the Mel Brooks humor in this parody.
Mark Scotti - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Jim & 2Eagle...
Harry - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, Mark. I know all about fissures...I've had three ops. in the past two years due to Crohn's/colitis. It's been a "pain in the ass" literally. Nice humorous take on a serious subject.
Mark Scotti - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Harry. Hope things are all better now.
Andy Primus - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
That was real funny
Mark Scotti - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Inflaming thanks to you, Andy!!!
TT - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
At least you know *someone* appreciated "Dickens/Expectations". 555, but wasn't the title misspelled? lol
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolutely right on the title. Noticed it "after" I submitted... Thanks!!!
Warren Baker - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Yow! LOL! Most excellent...
Abbott Skelding - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: Never thought I'd see a parody of a Mel Brooks song, but this is just as good as the original. Great job!
Mark Scotti - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
"pain relieving" thanks to Warren & Abbott!!
Below Average Dave - August 01, 2010 - Report this comment
All I can say is 'huh'? As a recording artist I have to admit I can't see how this would really work as recording, but as a write it's interesting--though very weird.
Mark Scotti - August 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave. I tackled it as a "challenge" song...
Matthias - August 10, 2010 - Report this comment
At first I thought this was going to be a parody of "My Generation" by The Who but this was even better since I like Mel Brooks better than The Who any day!
Mark Scotti - August 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias!!
Andria - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC M & N) Voted once before, but different IP and ISP at the time, so I won't vote again for reasons of playing fair. Still very good, and unfortunately, I use Preparation "H" now. I'm 30, must be getting old. :D
Mark Scotti - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
'Preparation" of thanks to you, Andria!
Christie Marie M - August 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC M/N) Great take for a pain in the a** situation! 555 ringed cushions should hold those hemmorhoids for a while!
Guy - August 14, 2010 - Report this comment

I don't think prep. H would do much for this condition. That Prep. H should be shoved where the sun don't shine. Hilariously up in your... not face, the other place. =;-)
bobpiecheese - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5-MN) I decided to watch History of the World Part 1 for the first time (borrowed off my sister) just so I can properly review this parody. And whattya know - it's perfectly paced and quite hilarious. $555 for the medical bill!
DJ Blaze - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment

Nice one, this was excruciatingly hilarious. 555
Mark Scotti - August 15, 2010 - Report this comment
"Relief" and cooling thanks to Christie, Guy, bobpi & DJ!!

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