-> "Trump Rap 2016"
Original Song Title:
"To Be Or Not To Be"
Parody Song Title:
"Trump Rap 2016"
The Lyrics
Trump! Trump! Trump 2016!
Trump! Trump! Trump 2016!!
Trump! Trump! Trump 2016!! (I'd definitely vote for myself!)
Trump! Trump! Trump 2016!
Donald:
Well, hi there, people! You know me!
I'm the guy who's running for presidency.
I'm gonna be number one, the people's choice.
And you'll all isten to my mighty voice.
My name is Donald, i'm not a chump.
I'll tell you why you should vote Trump.
I'm the man of the hour, big man in town.
I decided to run and word started gettin' around.
So I said to everyone in the US.
I said, "Hey...why don't I represent the Republican party?"
So now there's an election..kind of, sorta.
And soon you'll abide by my orders.
To all the people in the nation I said,
"Listen up, I've got a plan!"
They said, "What you got, Donald? What you gonna do?"
I said, "How about this one? A wall. It'll be yuuge!"
Yes, you should vote for me.
Oh come on..can't you see?
I'll take this country to the top.
I'll make history and there's no stopping me.
Ooh, I will never ever stop.
Now i'm not stupid, i'm a smarty.
Come on and join the Trumptown party! (Party!)
We'll make Hispanics pay for that wall.
And if you don't elect me, you'll all fall.
Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
So don't you be trashin and a talkin.
I am certainly i'll win in the end.
Even if it means that I have to cheat.
Because i'm the candidate you just can't beat.
When i'm done, you'll be voting Trump too.
I'm not getting what I want and not even enough.
So I'm afraid I am going to have to get tough.
Now I'm stepping my game and messing with the big cat.
Abusing the overweight even though I myself am fat.
And i'll be certainly better than Obama and Bush.
Oh, those two made one one hell of a mess.
Say Trump! Trump! Trump 2016!
I'm gonna do this Donald style!
Yes, you should vote for me.
Oh come on..can't you see?
I'll take this country to the top.
This is my destiny, this was just meant to be
And i'll keep on at it and never drop.
Say you don't at all agree with me?
Well, get back - you're just like Hillary!
Do it, Donald, do it!
I have the best answers and the prettiest ladies.
Although not as pretty as darling Ivanka.
I would date her if she wasn't my daughter.
Hey, it's not strange to say that.
Now everyone thinks i'm being a pain.
They call me deluded and completely insane!
I think they may have swallowed some pills.
Without me, this nation's going downhill.
I'll never settle for number 2, not fun.
I just want to be simply number one.
Mano of the hour, man of the year.
I tell you "I'll get things done around here!"
Yes, you should vote for me.
Oh come on..can't you see?
I'll take this country to the top.
I'll make history and there's no stopping me.
Ooh, I will never ever stop.
Well wish me luck..here I go.
Gotta tell you all what I know.
Yes, you should vote for me.
Oh come on..can't you see?
I'll take this country to the top.
I'll make history and there's no stopping me.
And i'll keep on at it and never drop.
Well I think that i'm doing fine.
I lost the debate? Shoot.
Oh well, no matter, i'll win next time.
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