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Song Parodies -> "Grease Sells"

Original Song Title:

"Peace Sells"

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Parody Song Title:

"Grease Sells"

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The Lyrics

Good ol fashioned food parody
What do you mean my cholesterol's too high
I was 130 yesterday
What do you mean I don't respect my body
I see the doc when I have to
What do you mean I have a piss poor diet
I've got nothing else to eat
What to mean I should buy more organic food
Why do you think I broke, huh?

If there's a fish fillet
I'll be the first in line
One dollar at a time

What to you mean I eat my feelings
I never said I had feelings
What to you mean I ain't kind
I know you took my pork rinds
What to you mean I can't be shift manager
Of a Mcdonalds in America
Tell me something, it's still "I'm lovin it" right?

If there's a fish fillet
I'll be the first in line
One dollar at a time

Does anyone see the harm in a little grease?


Grease sells, but what's fryin
Grease sells, I'm fish fryin
Grease sells, I'm deep fryin
Grease sells, slowly dyin (x3)

Grease sells

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Peter Andersson - November 26, 2020 - Report this comment
There are some clever lines here for a newbie, like "What to you mean I can't be shift manager, Of a Mcdonalds in America" - but man, you need to spell check better before posting. 444
Dylan Baranski - November 26, 2020 - Report this comment
Even though you misspelled the band's name, I'm giving you 555 pounds of fried chicken anyways because this parody is a breath of fresh air.
Matthias - November 26, 2020 - Report this comment
I also did a “Grease Sells” parody back in the day. This one is vastly superior by comparison. Very funny!

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