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Song Parodies -> "No More Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"We are One"

Original Performer:

Maze featuring Frankie Beverly

Parody Song Title:

"No More Nuts"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

This song is for people with nut-related allergies.
[1st Verse:]
Heard that some schools
Are banning nuts for eternity
Big allergies
An epidemic to this big country
We should now know
That nuts will never digest real well

No more nuts, tree nuts, peanuts, or ground nuts
No more nuts, regardless of what it is
No more nuts, and that's the bottom line
No more nuts

[2nd Verse:]
Some doctors say
That some nuts are simply hard to digest
Some food products
Are made in some nut facilities
Some people die
Eating things that contain nuts in them


[Instrumental Break]

[3rd Verse:]
And in conclusion
All nuts should be banned from schools and work
Now that I see
That nuts hame became an epidemic
And that's the end
Of my discussion and opinion

[Chorus, til fade]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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