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Song Parodies -> "Take My Bribe"
Original Song Title:
"Break My Stride"
Original Performer:
Matthew Wilder
Parody Song Title:
"Take My Bribe"
Parody Written by:
Maximus Buttcrack
The Lyrics
Buttcrack is back.
Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
And you said you had to get your glory
Didn't want no one to hold you
What does that mean
And you said
Are you gonna take-a my bribe
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh yes
You get to keep some money
Are you gonna take-a my bribe
I’m running and I’ll get your cash
Oh yes, I get to keep that money!
You're on the road and now you pray I’ll help
Your career was rocky
But now you're feeling cocky
You look at me and you see future
The moneys the reason why I’m runnin' so fast
And he said
Good job that you’ve taken my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to get that money!
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my sprint
I'm running and I want that cash
Oh yes, I get to keep your money
I’d always let men like you bribe me so much
Always let men like you, pay me dosh
If I meet another man like you, I will ask him
Got a bribe!, have to say, oh
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my sprint
I'm running and I want that cash
Oh yes, I get to keep your money
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my sprint
I'm running and I want that cash
Oh yes, I get to keep your money
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
And you said you had to get your glory
Didn't want no one to hold you
What does that mean
And you said
Are you gonna take-a my bribe
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh yes
You get to keep some money
Are you gonna take-a my bribe
I’m running and I’ll get your cash
Oh yes, I get to keep that money!
You're on the road and now you pray I’ll help
Your career was rocky
But now you're feeling cocky
You look at me and you see future
The moneys the reason why I’m runnin' so fast
And he said
Good job that you’ve taken my stride
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to get that money!
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my sprint
I'm running and I want that cash
Oh yes, I get to keep your money
I’d always let men like you bribe me so much
Always let men like you, pay me dosh
If I meet another man like you, I will ask him
Got a bribe!, have to say, oh
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my sprint
I'm running and I want that cash
Oh yes, I get to keep your money
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my sprint
I'm running and I want that cash
Oh yes, I get to keep your money
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Chinese lady left you high and dry, used you as a stepping stone didn't she?
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