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Song Parodies -> "Cuck Tales"

Original Song Title:

"DuckTales "

Original Performer:

Mark Mueller

Parody Song Title:

"Cuck Tales"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

My wife is like a hurricane; should I cuck her?
Race cars, Teslas, aeroplanes, such a gold digger
She wants a mystery
He’s so much bigger than me

[Chorus]

Cuck Tales! Woo-oo!
Everyday we're out there making
Cuck Tales! Woo-oo!
Tales of Mandingo men; good
Fμck Tales! Woo-oo!

So they don’t hear me hiding behind the curtain,
lubrication never fails, that's for certain!
The worst of messes
Become successes!

[Chorus]

D-d-d darling, I want to please you
There's a stranger lets go ask him
What to do, just offer up some
Cuck Tales!

[Instrumental bridge]

Cuck Tales! Woo-oo!

[Chorus]

D-d-d darling, I want to please you
There's a stranger let’s go ask him
What to do, just offer up some
Cuck Tales! Woo-oo!

[Chorus x2]


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