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Song Parodies -> "The Hulkbuster"
Original Song Title:
"Dress You Up/Start Me Up"
Original Performer:
Madonna/The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"The Hulkbuster"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
It has been a long time since I was in the middle of rewriting Madonna’s Virgin album about Avengers: Infinity War. I have been on a tight schedule, because of the pandemic. The following song parody is my 7th Marvel song parody of a song from “Like a Virgin (‘85 reissue).” It is a whole song parody of Madonna’s “Dress You Up” combined with a song parody fragment of The Rolling Stones’ “Start Me Up.” It is similar to what Weird Al did with the Plumbing Song, which is a whole song parody of Milli Vanilli’s “Don’t Forget My Number” combined with a song parody fragment of Milli’s other song, “Blame it on the Rain.” The following Marvel song parody is about Bruce Banner preparing to use Tony Stark’s Hulkbuster to fight against Thanos’ army in Wakanda, since Bruce is unable to summon the Hulk. So, who are you gonna call? Hulkbuster This song parody is a view from Bruce Banner.
***The first half of the song parody of Madonna’s “Dress You Up” begins.***
“I won’t come out,” that’s what the Hulk always says
He’s locked up and it does not feel fine
But my suit is custom made of iron
It is powerful and it really shines
Gonna beat bad guys with my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Gonna smash ‘em up in pursuit
(To fight for our country)
Each Avenger has a strength and weakness
The Hulkbuster makes my strength feel new
My suit may end up with hits and misses
But Thanos will never grow a clue
Gonna fight battles with my suit
(With all the Avengers)
Against enemies with my suit
(Against Thanos’ army)
Gonna smash ‘em up with my suit, with my suit
(In Wakanda country), in Wakanda country
With my suit (Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
We will take down all the foes
***And now a song parody fragment of the Rolling Stones’ “Start Me Up.”***
Gonna smash ‘em up
Gonna beat bad guys and make them stop
No, I won’t give up
Wish I’d beat Thanos and make him stop
***And finally, the second half of the song parody of Madonna’s “Dress You Up.”***
Gonna smash ‘em up with my suit
(Smash bad guys all over)
Gonna power up with my suit
(It’s borrowed from Tony)
Gonna run around with my suit, with my suit
(And fight all enemies), and fight all enemies
With my suit (Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Before evil starts to grow
(Gonna shoot missiles from my suit)
Gonna shoot missiles from my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Fight around in pursuit
(Gonna fight around in pursuit)
With my suit
(The Hulk will not break free)
The Hulk will not break free
(Gonna kick it up with my suit)
Gonna kick it up with my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Smash around in pursuit
(Gonna smash around in pursuit)
With my suit
(And fight for our country)
And yeah, save the world
(Gonna fight the war with my suit)
War of Infinity
(Wish the war was over)
Against Thanos and the foes
(Gonna take control of my suit)
Gonna take control of my suit
(In Wakanda country)
Fight around with my suit
(Gonna fight around with my suit)
With my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
And go save the world
Gonna smash bad guys with my suit
To fight for our country
Gonna fight around with my suit
‘Til the war is over
“I won’t come out,” that’s what the Hulk always says
He’s locked up and it does not feel fine
But my suit is custom made of iron
It is powerful and it really shines
Gonna beat bad guys with my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Gonna smash ‘em up in pursuit
(To fight for our country)
Each Avenger has a strength and weakness
The Hulkbuster makes my strength feel new
My suit may end up with hits and misses
But Thanos will never grow a clue
Gonna fight battles with my suit
(With all the Avengers)
Against enemies with my suit
(Against Thanos’ army)
Gonna smash ‘em up with my suit, with my suit
(In Wakanda country), in Wakanda country
With my suit (Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
We will take down all the foes
***And now a song parody fragment of the Rolling Stones’ “Start Me Up.”***
Gonna smash ‘em up
Gonna beat bad guys and make them stop
No, I won’t give up
Wish I’d beat Thanos and make him stop
***And finally, the second half of the song parody of Madonna’s “Dress You Up.”***
Gonna smash ‘em up with my suit
(Smash bad guys all over)
Gonna power up with my suit
(It’s borrowed from Tony)
Gonna run around with my suit, with my suit
(And fight all enemies), and fight all enemies
With my suit (Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Before evil starts to grow
(Gonna shoot missiles from my suit)
Gonna shoot missiles from my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Fight around in pursuit
(Gonna fight around in pursuit)
With my suit
(The Hulk will not break free)
The Hulk will not break free
(Gonna kick it up with my suit)
Gonna kick it up with my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
Smash around in pursuit
(Gonna smash around in pursuit)
With my suit
(And fight for our country)
And yeah, save the world
(Gonna fight the war with my suit)
War of Infinity
(Wish the war was over)
Against Thanos and the foes
(Gonna take control of my suit)
Gonna take control of my suit
(In Wakanda country)
Fight around with my suit
(Gonna fight around with my suit)
With my suit
(Hulkbuster, Hulkbuster)
And go save the world
Gonna smash bad guys with my suit
To fight for our country
Gonna fight around with my suit
‘Til the war is over
Wait a minute, Bruce. How can it be your Hulkbuster, if you borrowed it from Tony Stark? Is this question making you angry? If you end up angry, the Hulk is not going to come out. Lol Anyways, seven song parodies down, three more to complete my Infinity War album parody of “Like a Virgin (‘85 reissue).” Up next: A Marvel song parody of “Shoo-Bee-Doo,” which will more than likely take place in Wakanda.
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This is one of the best "twofers" since Mitch Ryder's "Devil in a Blue Dress/Good golly, Miss Molly" of the 60's. It takes a lot of skill to weave two different pieces together and you did very well indeed!
Thanks, Jonathan. This is the first song parody in my lifetime, where two pieces are weaved together. In the meantime, I hope to finish this Avengers album parody soon this year.
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