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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Sometime House Of Fun"

Original Song Title:

"House Of Fun"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Sometime House Of Fun"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Remember going on field trips to factories etc. when you were at school, and how boring it was? Well, a trip to the North Pole SHOULD be more enjoyable....DKTOS? Check here
Good morning me Mr Claus
Pre-Christmas, I'm...conducting tours
PR agency thought it would be
A great idea, so please follow me

Have a balloon...and a rubber mouse mat
Web address writ on it (Yes, I thought of that)
In workshop and warehouse, elvish folk
Must work killer hours (they're all on coke)

Welcome to my house of fun
(Hey, don't touch the sleigh!)
Santa's sometime house of fun
I'm helped out by little men,
Who I neglect to pay
Welcome to my house of...[*stop that!*]

M-m-m-m-m-m-Mrs C...hopef'lly won't be long
Too much eggnog; she's passed...out on the john
Poor Rudolph's ill; nasal light is dim
So Ben Affleck will be standing in...

Welcome to my house of fun
(No, the elves aren't gay)
Santa's sometime house of fun
(Ben's on min-imum wage)
Welcome to my house of....ugghhh

[Musical interlude while elves (tripping out of their tiny minds) frolic in the snow]

I'm sorry, son...but did you ask
What I'm drinking...from hip flask?
It's MY house of fun;
It's funner when there's rum
I'm a little pissed...
Sit on Santa's lap! {hic}

Union rats...elves have gone on strike
Our inept supplier sent square wheels...for pushbikes!
Large groups of sulky brats...try to pinch the gifts
Just GREAT! Ho ho ho...screw this...
Elf & Safety Inspectors found
Many violations: shut us down!

Farewell to my house of fun
Cancel Christmas day
No more Santa's house of fun
Put it up for sale, and then
I'm off to St. Tropez
Where I'll fin'lly have some fun!

Farewell, Santa's house of fun
Rudolph's on eBay
Auction stuff from house of fun
We've had just one bid for Ben
(And that was Michael Bay)
So long, Santa's house of fun...

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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Phil Alexander - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Rudolph *is* on eBay... and how long have you had "Elf and Safety" on the drawing board? I've been trying to wangle that into a parody for years, but never quite had a fit :-)
Jason - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Very Christmassy Mr K! Did you know we are the only 2 authors on AmIRight that have written House Of Fun parodies? I wrote one called 'House Of Lords' some time ago. 555
Matthias - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Great idea, and the original song just screamed for you to do something Christmas and "joyous" to this...
Rick C - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Elves on coke cracked me up. No pun intended. :-) Security Code = UFH (unused fun house)
alvin - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
you're gonna be on the "naughty" list if santa sees 'behind the scenes" peek
Agrimorfee - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Wacky choruses, and a cameo from Ben Affleck...what Madness! 555
Below Average Dave ( - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Totally insane, but then again so would all these Elves/Reindeer etc not expecting some kind of pension. . .I have to say, the Elves being on coke explains A LOT!
John Jenkins - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
From "Elf & Safety" to "Rudolph on eBay, this was a very fun read.
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm surprised he hasn't taken the opportuntiy to reture to St Tropez earlier, Kristof - very funny stuff - the "Elf & Safety" was genius but even funnier given the cockney accent, and I suppose since Rudolph isn't a speaking role, Ben could possibly play him - 555
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil: when I came up with the idea, I knew I had to get "Elf & Safety" in there somewhere. Cheers, mate

Jase: Yeah, I'm sure I've already read it. Thanks

Matty: I can't do straight "joyous", mate...I always have to put a nasty twist in! Thanks

Rick: hehehehe. Cheers!

Al: He helped me write it!!!

Agri: It's the best job Ben's had in years....thanks

Dave: Yeah, you just can't trust those little losers...;-) Cheers

JJ: Gracias!

Stu: Elf & Safety is not mine...British tabloid journos use it all the time (I just nicked it for comedic purposes) for Ben, it still might be too much of a stretch...:-) Cheers, mate!
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
So tell me, Kristof - is the sequel going to mention the parlous state of the National Elf Service?
Red Ant - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought I voted and commented yesterday... best line: "Web address writ on it (Yes, I thought of that)". Great work on a not-so-great OS. 5s.
Wendy Christopher - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Yaaay.... at last, a song to sing to small children when they misbehave during that oh-so-'fun' run-up-to-Christmas period! Not only are you extremely clever and witty, Kristof, but you have saved the sanity of parents everywhere! Bwah ha haaah...! 555
bobpiecheese - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) What would Bay do with Ben? Blow him up, or have him eaten alive by Megatron, I would, back on topic, well done Kristof! Ho, ho, ho!
stuart mcarthur - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.5) see above - excellent job KR, and I also liked "(Hey, don't touch the sleigh!)" - beautiful line! - 555
Arwen - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment gosh you are a talented bastard, Kristof. That's all I can say. Trying to keep up with you is honestly tiring. ; )
Mikey Squirrel - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC- I've always wanted to go on a tour of Santa's shop in the North Pole when I was a kid. This parody is close enough. Loved the part about putting Rudolph on ebay. Great stuff as usual, Kristof.
Jack Wilson - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I love that OS, why wasnt that as big a hit here as Our House? Anyways, awesome job,5s
Below Average Dave ( - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC2) I still haven't forgotten the elves on coke line. . .I just. . .good lord. . .I can't speak much on this one, I'm too busy friggin laughing. . .seeing in my head this mean old fat man in a Willy Wonka type setting singing to this original song that was insane in it's own right.
Jeff Reuben - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Scary good. Great line about Rudolph, you have a nose for that type of thing :)

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