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Song Parodies -> "Bach Muzik"

Original Song Title:

"Pop Muzik"

Original Performer:

M

Parody Song Title:

"Bach Muzik"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Instead of a synthesizer, this parody will use a harpsicord as background.
Bach, Bach, Bach Music
Bach, Bach, Bach Music

Organ and harpsichord
Allegro Adagio
At the Bellagio
The Rollerball Tocatta
There's nothing finer, It is playing in D Minor
Let us segue, to a fugue

Talk about Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music

Music mathematics- I wanna absorb it
Great schematics- all the greats copied it
Music mathematics - let's configure it
Great schematics - analyze it

Leipzig, Dresden, Berlin, Munich
Everybody talk about, Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music
Bach, Bach, Bach Music
Bach, Bach, Bach Music

There is nothing hotta
Than a rare cantata
It is so vital
At the recital
I wanna do what I shall, listen to a chorale
There's a place I wanna perch, in an old German church
Talk about Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music

Music mathematics- I wanna absorb it
Great schematics- all the greats copied it
Music mathematics - let's configure it
Great schematics - analyze it
Hit it!

Now you know what to say
Talk about Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music
Bach, Bach, Bach Music
Bach, Bach, Bach Music

All around the world
It is no joke
Bach invented, music named Baroque
Put in vocals in the prelude of the movement
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la

Bach is not whimsical
He's metaphysical
There are no synthetics
Just pure music aesthetics
It's a great sensation, body coordination
Not out of joint, foot on the pedal point

Talk about Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music

Music mathematics- I wanna absorb it
Great schematics- all the greats copied it
Music mathematics - let's configure it
Great schematics - analyze it
hit it!

Leipzig, Dresden, Berlin, Munich
Everybody talk about, mm, Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music
Talk about Bach Music
Bach, Bach, Bach Music
Bach, Bach, Bach Music
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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Ravyn Rant - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the morning giggle! Loved it!
Rick D - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Foot on the pedal point" Haaaa!
Diva - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo!
Grace Hampton - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
That old time rock 'n' roll may be fine, but I'll take Bach anytime.
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Bach muzak! :-)
Billy Florio - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Serafina - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you did an excellent job with this one!
Tim Hall - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for all of the great input! This song could be used to educate the American public about Bach and maybe a few other composers. After being bombarded by Britney and many other non-artists, Americans need classical music more than ever, especially to prevent incidents of road rage.
Meriadoc - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! I liked the Bellagio thrown in there.
WhizkidF - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
That was a pretty good parody about Bach music (muzik), which was one of my interests! I owned some of Bach's vocal works and two CD's of his instrumental works (one of them a collection of favorite classical music hits for children). I want to hear some more Bach (and other) Baroque music (muzik)! I give it two thumbs up!!!!
m&m - September 08, 2012 - Report this comment
me 2

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