Song Parodies -> "No More Elephants in Illinois"

Original Song Title:

"So Amazing"

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Original Performer:

"No More Elephants in Illinois"

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The Lyrics

Governor Rauner recently passed a bill that prohibits elephants earlier this year!

[1st Verse:]
I'm glad that Illinois listened to us
Illinois did something that banned elephants
From performing on our soil
I hoped that the Ringling Brothers
Learned their lesson
Rauner passed this bill

[[Chorus:]]
No circuses can treat elephants
Or force them to perform on Illinois' soil anymore!

[2nd Verse:]
Elephants carry diseases such as TB (tuberculosis)
They are very big ol' animals and very complex to take care of
This does not necessarily go for zoo-oos
It's all thanks to PETA

[Chorus:]

Zero tolerance for animal abuse
No more animal circuses, not one!
It's so great to simply be vegan
No more elephants in Illinois!
Animals are not pets, not pets
That's so immoral, immoral
Keep our moralities high, high
No more elephants in Illinois!

Thank you, Bruce Rauner
For this happenstance
We've could never done this without you

[[Chorus, til Fade]]

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