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Song Parodies -> "Just An Asshole"
Original Song Title:
"Just A Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody"
Original Performer:
Louis Armstrong / David Lee Roth
Parody Song Title:
"Just An Asshole"
Parody Written by:
James Starship
The Lyrics
This uncouth fascist pile of shit is leaving the White house this week. ByeDon!!! Don't let the door hit you on the way out, you criminal traitor? Wazzat? You say you LOOOOOVE getting SPANKED by a ho, you scumpot??? Don' cha jes luv it? We'll see how you like it when you to PRISON, you bastard!!!!!
I'm just a big asshole and everywhere I go
People know that I'm a traitor
Grab 'em every chance
Daughter's my romance
Ooh, what they're saying
There will come a day, my time will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes they know I'm a just a big asshole
Life goes on without me
I'm just a big asshole everywhere I go
People know that I'm a traitor
Grab 'em every chance
Daughter's my romance
Ooh, what they're saying
And there will come a day, my time will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know they'll say 'just a big asshole'
Life goes on without me
'Cause I'm a Little Hitler
Oh and there's nobody that cares for me
There's nobody that cares for me
I'm so untrustworthy
Despicable, so repulsive
Nobody wants to
Come take a chance with me
'Cause I'm obnoxious
And I'm such a... lippy loudmouth
All of the time
Interrupting, so boastful
I'm so narccisstic
Oh and there's nobody that cares for me
There's nobody that cares for me
Nobody that cares for me
Nobody that cares for me
I am such a douchebag, a dirtbag
A dirtbag who hates you all
There's nobody who believes me
I'm so untrustworthy
A liar, pants on fire
Vuvu-zela
Won't some bitch mama
Come and spank my ass
'Cause I got no class
And I've been a rotten brat all of the time
And I have only been, sassy, sassy, sassy, sassy, sassy, sassymouth all the time
I'm a Caligula
I ain't got no scruples, baby
And there's nobody, there's nobody
There's nobody, there's nobody
There's no one, there's no one
Nobody, no, no one
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody gives a damn
People know that I'm a traitor
Grab 'em every chance
Daughter's my romance
Ooh, what they're saying
There will come a day, my time will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes they know I'm a just a big asshole
Life goes on without me
I'm just a big asshole everywhere I go
People know that I'm a traitor
Grab 'em every chance
Daughter's my romance
Ooh, what they're saying
And there will come a day, my time will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know they'll say 'just a big asshole'
Life goes on without me
'Cause I'm a Little Hitler
Oh and there's nobody that cares for me
There's nobody that cares for me
I'm so untrustworthy
Despicable, so repulsive
Nobody wants to
Come take a chance with me
'Cause I'm obnoxious
And I'm such a... lippy loudmouth
All of the time
Interrupting, so boastful
I'm so narccisstic
Oh and there's nobody that cares for me
There's nobody that cares for me
Nobody that cares for me
Nobody that cares for me
I am such a douchebag, a dirtbag
A dirtbag who hates you all
There's nobody who believes me
I'm so untrustworthy
A liar, pants on fire
Vuvu-zela
Won't some bitch mama
Come and spank my ass
'Cause I got no class
And I've been a rotten brat all of the time
And I have only been, sassy, sassy, sassy, sassy, sassy, sassymouth all the time
I'm a Caligula
I ain't got no scruples, baby
And there's nobody, there's nobody
There's nobody, there's nobody
There's no one, there's no one
Nobody, no, no one
Nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody
Nobody gives a damn
Rot in hell, you disgusting bastard!
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This is a great parody, that, I can tell you. Believe me!
Thank you!
The trash has been taken out, the White House fumigated and disinfected. And, what Michael said.
This is a pile of crap, just like the child-molesting illegal White House occupant and his whore and all you lawless seditious vermin who support his illegal occupation forces.
You are a true master, "True American".
'Voice', voice of projection you are. 'True American' in name only you are. The false messiah you follow who does all these things is now out of power and has lawsuits awaiting him. Don't you have a father-daughter dance in an elementary school gym to go to? Or are you preparing to take your little sister or your mommy to the HS prommy? Go back to your milquetoast fantasy world, it's 2021 and America will do fine without your Trumpian childish attitude. Truth hurts and you know it. And don't say anything back, that only would show even more that you need to progress past the 6th grade.
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